50. Confession
Then, it was back to the Kingdom of Haulfa.
On the day Will forcefully teleported Maria to a Haulfa dungeon, I asked him if we couldn’t use the same method to return home, to which he answered.
“It’s best to refrain from using teleport unless truly necessary. It’ll cause you to feel very uncomfortable.”
When I asked how uncomfortable it would be, he described it as being worse than spinning your body around 50 times counter clockwise. I imagined it, and instantly abandoned the idea of teleporting. Will chuckled a little.
After returning to Haulfa, I thought that my normal life would finally return—so it turned out, that didn’t happen.
What happened, I wonder?
Will was being so messed up, although pampering. Visiting the castle was akin to casual business for me now. I needed to report to Will where I went or what I did no matter what.
Whenever I returned home, Marie would always cry, “Milady is loved!” But I personally thought that wasn’t love, but bondage—“I won’t let you go ever again.” Something like that.
I was also told to wear the necklace Will gave me in Talia, therefore I reluctantly wore it every day. The necklace’s gemstone matched Will’s eyes—it was just as beautiful as a normal piece of jewelry. …But, I was aware that it was actually a magical item to let him know of my precise location. If I didn’t wear it or if I lost it, surely, something terrible would await me.
What was I so scared of? It was the worrywart Will whom scared me.
Meanwhile, the entire time, something else was bugging me.
—It was ‘Fern.’
Yes, I was still hung up on Fern and had recurring dreams of that time.
“Escape now! Go, run! Take the children with you! You can still use some magic, right?! There’s only a single guard! Run from this place!”
My brain remembered all the words, the voice, the smell of that moment in time—the smell of burning, Fern’s voice.
My sleepless days continued—thus I suffered from lack of sleep and the feeling of guilt from that day. Once again, the habit of biting my lips had relapsed.
I didn’t do much recently. Because my happy days were back, I had more oppotunities to recall all of that.
“Tia, you’re hiding something from me, right?”
“T, that’s.”
“What? If it’s secret, everyone has them—it’s a humane thing. It’s alright to have them, you know. I want to know every secret of Tia, but I also don’t want to force you to reveal them.”
Towards his horrifying words, my body stiffened. Today, I was having a tea party with Will.
Unfortunately, the tea party had to be held in Will’s private room because of the weather. Of course, we weren’t the only two. In the corner of the room, was Romaj, and next to him was my personal maid, Marie.
The topic eventually went to Talia, and Will suddenly said—’you’re hiding something, right?’
I suddenly couldn’t react. I was hiding none other than Fern—
—but why, how did he realize it?
“Tia can’t sleep, right?”
“…eh.”
“There’re bags under your eyes. You’re concealing them well using foundation, but you can’t fool me. …What happened, Tia? What are you so worried about? What is tormenting you?”
“W, Will…”
“—and your lips, what happened, really, Tia?”
“Tha, that’s, um…”
While saying that, Will approached me. He was about to suddenly do some skinship with me! He didn’t care about Marie and Kevin whom were also present! It was really embarrassing!
“W, Will, you’re too close…”
“Then why? Why is Tia suffering so much? …Can you talk to me?”
Will gently hugged me. I feel relieved at the temperature I was used to. I put my head on Will’s chest and dropped my gaze.
If asked what I was worrying about, it was about burdening him. I didn’t want to be despised or blamed by Will if I told him the truth. I was scared. I was going to take the secret to the grave.
If Will were to blame me—if he called me the worst person, I wouldn’t be able to recover.
Because I knew well what happened—I was the one who left Fern and ran away. I abandoned her, I killed her… I knew that well.
“…Tia, you don’t want to tell me?”
“…”
“You don’t have to be so hard on yourself. But if Tia is suffering, I’d like to lessen the pain. Hey, Tia? Tell me? Don’t endure the pain alone…”
“…Will…”
I felt bad at Will’s self-loathing. In the end, I told him in a small, almost inaudible, voice.
“…You won’t blame me?”
“Huh?”
“You won’t call me the worst person ever?”
I asked with a small, really quiet voice. Will quietly pondered for a moment and gently patted my back to reassure me—and he then said,
“Rest assured. I will never call Tia that. No matter what you did, I will never say that.”
Is this okay…
I was a little too grateful over what Will had said, and regained a little bit of sanity.
Anyway, I thought I would be unable to tell him despite everything he had said to me.
Finally, I managed to tell Will in a small voice.
I want to atone.
***T/N:
“It’s best to refrain from using teleport unless truly necessary. It’ll cause you to feel very uncomfortable.”
Pros of using teleport:
- Avoid the chance of being robbed on the way home, which has the chance of happening when you travel using a carriage.
- Got home instantly.
- Don’t have to suffer 7 days road trip.
- Don’t have to suffer nausea and dizziness due to carriage rocking back and forth.
Cons of using teleport:
- Momentary uncomfortableness, described as being worse than spinning your body around 50 times counter clockwise.
- That’s it.
CLEARLY, THE PRINCE IS USING HIS FRONTAL LOBE WHEN TRYING TO WEIGHT BETWEEN THE PROS AND CONS OF USING TELEPORT HERE. 7 DAYS LONG SWAYING BACK AND FORTH IN A CARRIAGE > MOMENTARY UNCOMFORTABLENESS. AWESOME, PRINCE, KEEP IT UP, STAY BEING YOU, WE LOVE YOU.
- Will was being so messed up, although pampering.
- I needed to report to Will where I went or what I did no matter what.
- I was also told to wear the necklace Will gave me in Talia, therefore I reluctantly wore it every day. The necklace’s gemstone matched Will’s eyes—it was just as beautiful as a normal piece of jewelry. …But, I was aware that it was actually a magical item to let him know of my precise location
…okay, hol’ up. What is happening here.
If it’s Tia’s antics, aka her being dumb as usual, then ofc I would get truly mad, but I can always bounce back from the anger and get on with it–
—so how am I supposed to bounce back from THIS?
How am I supposed to bounce back from such a triggering, abusive, controlling, piece of <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>of a scene that is otherwise glorified as romance and love by the author?
Ok I don’t want to get judgey, but it’s official. The author is 12 yo, or at least someone with 12 yo mentality. Why do I say this? Because back when I was 12 yo, ‘overprotectiveness’, ‘instant jealousy’, ‘controlling’, ‘possessive’, ‘obsessive’, ‘anger issue’ ‘touchy borderline rapey’ were all the traits that the male lead of the shoujo I was reading must have. Because I thought those traits proved that he was indeed in love with her, if he didn’t go to extreme ways to ensure she will stay with him, that’s not love. Or that’s what I simply believed. Even though in reality, all those traits only proved how their relationship isn’t based on trust and all other healthy things at all, dude is just being an insecure <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>and is mental about it.
But I personally thought that wasn’t love, but bondage—“I won’t let you go ever again.” Something like that.
If I didn’t wear it or if I lost it, surely, something terrible would await me.
What was I so scared of? It was the worrywart Will whom scared me.
—Oh, so you do know it’s not healthy, that it’s toxic as <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>, that it’s not a relationship, but ownership–
–So what the <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>are you writing?
–why are you still trying to make them end up together?
–Why do you still try to romanticize this clearly shallow as <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>relationship that gave me only horrid feelings, instead?
I am not even kidding, Tia’s cognitive ability regresses as the chapter goes, and this chapter, which is supposed to read from her perspective, feels stunted as <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>. Most of the time she was either lost in thought or having flashback, even though there is supposed to be an ongoing conversation in front of her, it’s like she either has an infant brain or just have brain damage in general. Ain’t no way reading her perspective has that subpar natural sensation it used to have.
“What? If it’s secret, everyone has them—it’s a humane thing. It’s alright to have them, you know. I want to know every secret of Tia, but I also don’t want to force you to reveal them.”
///PROCEED TO DO EXACTLY THAT///
Will always make me feel unsafe. Ofc I had to try to be in Tia’s shoes for translating’s sake, yea? Whenever I translate part that has something to do with him, I always felt that Will is that person you should avoid at all cost.
It was as if the dude knew that Tia is a dumbvuk of a <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>who can’t maintain her thought process for more than 3 secs, hence he kept doing that self-loathe(s) to mess with her mind, causing her to finally relent and tell him everything. Ain’t no way this kind of guy has her wellbeing at the top of his priority.
If asked what I was worrying about, it was about burdening him. I didn’t want to be despised or blamed by Will if I told him the truth. I was scared. I was going to take the secret to the grave.
If Will were to blame me—if he called me the worst person, I wouldn’t be able to recover.
Because I knew well what happened—I was the one who left Fern and ran away. I abandoned her, I killed her… I knew that well.
…And this, Tia, just proved for forever and ever, what a selfish, ignorant, self-centered <del datetime=”2021-11-04T08:21:02+00:00″>censored </del>you are.
You don’t know anything about Fern, you thought she’s merely a sheltered, weak, noble lady. But so it turned out that she had loads of emotional and mental baggage, she had lost the only person she trusted in the worst way possible, aka her mom. Her mother taught her that as long as she believed, everything will turn out okay. But it was holding to said belief that killed her mother, as if the reality was spitting on what Fern believed in her entire life. It could be that as the foundation of her life crumbled down, she began to do the exact opposite and started doing evil things because she thought that’s the right way to life–because she thought that that way, she wouldn’t lose someone precious to her again, that was Shal Ferpia. This is merely my assumption, done by turning a blind eye to the massive plotholes that were present during those chapters.
Fern’s hands, bloodied as they may, were the same hands that nursed Tia for three days long, ensuring that she stayed alive, and even bathed her. In the end, she stayed the same. She stayed the same girl who tried to keep Tia alive.
‘If I had noticed sooner…’ ‘If only I get to know more about Fern…’ ‘If only I get Fern to trust me enough to share the story of her past with me before all that messy fight happened, then surely, the two of us could devise a plan to escape and reach a solution…’ ‘If only I was strong enough I could protect both the children and Fern, therefore I needn’t have to choose between them like that…’–
–These. These are what GUILT sounds like.
But what did the actual Tia said instead? What’s the thing she’s the most concerned about? Was she even concerned about Fern?
“…You won’t blame me?”
“Huh?”
“You won’t call me the worst person ever?”
…Her appearance. How other might perceive her. Whether or not people would like her anymore–and thats it. Even when the recurring dream kept repeating to her to save Shal Ferpia, ‘will ppl hate me or not’ is 1st and the only concern of her, other than that, she’s basically IDGAF. And so it turned out that month in Talia, she was trying to forget Fern instead of anything. I wish I was making things up–but no, this is what she did, this is what the author wrote. The author has successfully not only write the dumbest femml, but also the most foul, shallowest one.
THIS IS THE HEROINE WE SHOULD ALL RELATE AND CHEER FOR, PPL.
OH BTW DID YOU REALIZE INCONSISTENCIES WITH WILL’S EYES? AUTHOR CAN’T DECIDE BETWEEN BLUE, GREEN, BLUE GREEN, JADE GREEN–EXPECT MORE OF THAT. ONE OF YOU COMPLAINED TO ME ABOUT THAT, BUT I MYSELF THINK CONFUSING THE WORD ‘MIDORI (GREEN)’ WITH ‘AO (BLUE)’ IS BELOW MY LEVEL. I AM ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CORRECTING THE AUTHOR’Ss MISTAKE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD COUNT AS MAKING THINGS UP AND A BAD BAD THING FOR A TRANSLATOR TO DO, SO I WILL PUT THIS DISCLAIMER HERE.
AND BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THIS FAR ALREADY, I DEEM YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS REVEAL:
IF YOU KNOW THAT ITS NOT LOVE BUT BONDAGE, WHY ARE YOU STAYING WITH HIM. OMG TIA ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! (I mean, Yes but seriously?)
ALSO, WHERE THE F-CK ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?! WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM THINKING YOU ARE THE WORST? THATS NOT WHATS IMPORTANT HERE!
takes deep breath long exhale takes another deep breath
I can’t believe this story won anyway award.
Isn’t this novel just a satirical one, meant to criticise the genre by pulling obvious strings aso?
Otherwise I can not comprehend such level of inconsistency…
I dont think so. The author is clearly trying to make an engaging story full of twists.
Okay I spent a hot minute reading this story and I have a few things to say. I’m not scared of Will at all you know why because he’s just as much of as a hot mess as the rest of the story. He’s a prop that the author throws personality traits onto to make him seem cool and attractive but the author has failed on all accounts. I have as much of a lock on his personality as I do on Tia which is to say there is no lock its a open door to a mad hen house.
But I’m gonna go into more on Tia cause it feeds into the prince problems.
Like I mention before I don’t understand Tia or have any grasp on her personality but that makes sense when she is also an amalgamation of other vileness noble girl characters put on a blender on max without anything keeping those traits and experiences together in a sensible way.
First off Tia is suppose to have trait of being a kuudere aka cool on the outside and sweet on the inside. The noble fiancée who took her as royal fiancee education too seriously and became a doll. But no, because she’s also whose face is easy to read, but no even tho her face is easy to read you can’t tell what she’s thinking even tho he definition of she’s easy to read means its easy to tell what she’s thinking about.
Even if you ignore that, you suddenly remember that Tia is an idiot that seemingly knows nothing about how the kingdom is run, what length the king does his shit or even basic shit about the other countries beyond that one stupid fruit.
Okay maybe she doesn’t have high INT but she might has a lot of common sense among the common people right? I mean we spent one of the earlier chapters pointing out that she goes into town to spend time with some dude name rat and this has been going on for a long enough time she feels comfortable around him. But no she’s just as much of an idiot about that too.
Oh and speaking of which just like the plot, our ML and MC personalities, the side characters in the story are eaten up and replaced like a bag of chips. Barely anyone one of them stick around and when they do, their inclusion in the plot is a hot mess.
People that care about Tia and Tia has good feelings towards at the beginning of the story. Rat who did nothing, her parents who seemed to love her well enough, her brother that got a passing mention, her maid who did nothing, her best friends one of which is GASP a transmigrator except that didn’t go anywhere. And these were the starting ones, I’m not even going into the rest of the poor fools. The side character like everything else didn’t add anything to this story.
Also man for a lot of things that happened to her nothing really happens to her huh. She’s a bystander in her own story who barely interacted with any of the “true villians” when big things are supposedly going down. She is either A. Too shock by whats going on to response, B. Overthinking what is going on around her. B. Doesn’t think at all about what happening and rushes in head long that way the author can show how COOL she is in a fight. It normally depend on whatever situation is going on at any given time.
This brings us back around to Prince, cause she tends to a and b when ever he’s involved for some reason. Like she wants a life outside of guy and decides to become an adventurer but that was a thought he randomly had when for but a brief moment she realized how stupid she was for the political position she was marrying into. Before hand they were “cold” to each other for 10 years because talking is for the birds. He forgot all the good times or at least nice time they had together except no she was the one that did. (btw What is his personality, cold but hot but caring but yandere, but badass but cares for the people but ruthless. idk m)
Or wait maybe its because the author cant decide on where to take the story, let alone the romance. He’s suppose to be cold to her but no he’s not guys, he’s doing it to protect her and fulfill his duties except what about the ten year. On Tia’s end she didn’t have any grasp on the prince but could clearly tell he fell in love with that other girl but when he states that he love her she’s got back to action A. What about those ten years tia. We get told all the time how much the prince loves tia. Mean while tia is full on head empty mode. It got worst after the who fern thing, who she seemingly had more of an emotional connection to then everything other character even tho Fern was also flip flopping like the wind. (As that arc went on I was thinking, is she ever gonna think of her family and how they feel about this mess. Oh maybe they could use that Rat guy to help bring her back and maybe have a side character do something meaning meaning. But no we don’t.)
Just this story I hope is a joke cause this nonsense is bad, and to say this is something a 12 year old would make is an insult to 12 year olds.
I..this is the first time I’ve written this much in a while. More power to you Antoinette Vanessa cause would have dropped this mess like a rotten potato a long
censoredtime ago.Do you agree that Tia’s dumbness is the only ongoing consistent thing in this entire dumpster fire?
She’s consistently a dumb, yes but the way she dumb changes from chapter to chapter.
I JUST DONT READ DEEPLY INTO HER DUMBNESS AND CHALK IT AS HER BEING DUMB AS USUAL BECAUSE IT WOULD DAMAGE ME. SO your review is rly appreciated.
I thought you are going to defend Dia for a moment.
Boy i tried to like Tia. I tried.
But bitch just doesnt have any positive point.
Your rant is longer than the chapter. BRAVO~!!!!! ?
Will is a fanatical yandere possessive stalker and I hate it. Ughhh…..
Commamder my long roast comment isn’t appearing…..wordpress might have thought of it as a spam.
I have restored it~
“When I asked how uncomfortable it would be, he described it as being worse than spinning your body around 50 times counter clockwise. I imagined it, and instantly abandoned the idea of teleporting. Will chuckled a little.”
Just how bad can you be in analyzing pros and cons????? To choose longer lenght of time to feel uncomfortable than this very miniscule amount of discomfort, ARE YOU A F@CKING M??????!!!!!!!! Based on Tia’s ability to judge the pros and cons if she ever start up a business she would probably lose to of money cause she makes really bad judgement.
“What was I so scared of? It was the worrywart Will whom scared me.”
So you were aware that Will is a possessive piece of
censored. Let’s see what will you do about that.“Meanwhile, the entire time, something else was bugging me.”
F@CK BITCH!!!! YOU AIN’T DOING ANYTHING?????!!!!!!! YOU JUST GONNA BRUSH IT OFF LIKE THAT?????!!!!!
“Yes, I was still hung up on Fern and had recurring dreams of that time.”
SO YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBERED HER?????!!!!!! WOW!!!!! I AM SO SHOCKED THAT YOU CAN REMEMBER I THOUGHT YOUR BRAIN ONLY HAVE THE SAME STORAGE CAPACITY AS A FLOPPY DISK.
“I didn’t do much recently. Because my happy days were back, I had more oppotunities to recall all of that.”
So you weren’t happy when you lived as an adventurer despite it being your dream????? Could you really call it your dream if you weren’t happy doing it????
“What? If it’s secret, everyone has them—it’s a humane thing. It’s alright to have them, you know. I want to know every secret of Tia, but I also don’t want to force you to reveal them.”
Gabe’s translation:
You’ve got a secret right??? Tell me I wanna know….you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to but I am still subtly persuading you into telling me. I don’t want to force you to tell me so say it before I force you.
“Unfortunately, the tea party had to be held in Will’s private room because of the weather. Of course, we weren’t the only two. In the corner of the room, was Romaj, and next to him was my personal maid, Marie.”
YOU MOST PROBABLY HAVE A FRICKIN HUGE CASTLE JN YOUR KINGSOM SO WHY IN HELL ARE YOU HAVING TEA IN A THE PRINCE’S PRIVATE ROOM. ARE THERE NO OTHER PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR TEA INDOORS…..YOU KNOW LIKE THAT THING CALLED DRAWING ROOM OR THE PARLOR OR RECEPTION ROOM WHATEVER YOU MAY CALL IT AS LONG AS IT IS A ROOM WHERE YOU SHOULD WELCOME YOUR VISITORS. ARE THERE NO ROOMS LIKE THAT???? IS THE PRINCE’S ROOM OCCUPYING TWO-THIRDS OF THE PALACE THEY HAD TO REMOVE THOSE PLACES AND LEFT THEM NO CHOICE BUT TO HAVE TEA IN HIS PRIVATE ROOM??? AND DO YOU REALLY THINK HAVING TWO SERVANTS IN THE ROOM WOULD STOP THE PRINCE IF HE EVER DID SOMETHING TO YOU???? THEY ARE SERVANTS, YOU ARE IN THE PRINCE’S PRIVATE ROOM WITH THE PRINCE, AMONG 4 OF YOU HE’S GOT THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY. THE SERVANTS CAN DO NOTHING IF TOLD NOT TO INTERFERE BUT JUST FOLLOW WATHEVER HIS COMMANDS ARE. HE CAN R@PE YOU IN FRONT OF THEM, AND CONSIDERING HIS PREVIOUS CREEPY ACTIONS CHANCES ARE HIGH THAT HE WILL. HAVEN’T THOSE THOUGHTS EVER ENTERED YOUR BRAIN…….OH YEAH YOU DON’T HAVE A BRAIN, SORRY I FORGOT.
Will gently hugged me. I feel relieved at the temperature I was used to. I put my head on Will’s chest and dropped my gaze.
EARLIER WEREN’T YOU WORRIED ABOUT DOING SKINSHIP IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS????? SO WHY THE HECK ARE YOU RECIPROCATING HIS ACTIONS??????
“You won’t call me the worst person ever?”
Priorities…..this bitch got e’m wrong.
Dont worry Tia, Will might not call you as the worst person ever but we readers will….we already do.
“Is this okay…”
NO, NO IT ISN’T EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THIS NOVEL IS SO MESSED UP NOTHING IS OKAY ABOUT IT BUT WE READERS LEARNED TO GET OVER IT AND IS NOW ENTERTAINING OURSELVES WITH COMMANDER’S RANTS AND MAKING ROAST COMMENTS ABOUT YOU AND THE NOVEL.
“I want to atone.”
DO YOU WANT TO ATONE FOR FERN’S SAKE OR FOR YOUR SAKE???? CAUSE IF IT IS REALLY FOR FERN’S SAKE I MIGHT BECOME A BIT LENIENT IN ROASTING YOU. LIKE, 0.00005% MORE LENIENT.
I MEAN WHAT IS THAT CHILDISH AS
censoredANALOGY. SPINNING YOURSELF 50 TIMES!? REALLY!? NO BETTER ANALOGY!?If they said that it would feel as if your body is teared apart molecule by molecule and rapidly repaired repeatedly leading you to feel pain as if you are dying for several days then I might concede that traveling in a horse drawn carriage for several days is better, but no this idiots said that it was like spinning 50 times counter clockwise, take note that they had to add the direction of the spin, it precisely have to be counter clockwise cause spinning yourself clockwise would have different effects like splitting yourself in half or puking your intestines out. What the heck can happen if you spin yourself 50 times??? I can really see that 1 to 2 minutes of tolerable dizziness and discomfort is really worst than the dizziness brought by riding a horse drawn carriage for several days.
MARIA IS SO LUCKY.
like. If he wanna kill her he should’ve put her in a carriage leading to nowhere/ put it in a super risky route where robbery commonly happened but nah. She got VVIP treatment and insta got home. Did the plan of these idiots perhaps backfired.
I bet will pat himself in the back “Maria must be feeling super uncomfortable right now I AM DOING GREAT”
Well who knows…. in their novel’s universe spinning 50 times counter clockwise might give you the same feeling as if your organs are exploding for several days, after all the author never explains anything clearly.
I got a feeling will just said that to prevent tia from asking the REAL question “why didnt u teleport to fetch me from Talia… “
“UM DONT THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT TIA.”
Add to that he probably just wanted to prolong their travel time because he thought he could have a good time with Tia in a carriage for several days and no one would notice it cause the carriage is shaky……..you know what I mean..Commander I know you are reading Your majesty I want you so I know you know what I am hinting.
I KNOW HAHAHAHA
Too bad the author skipped it
Too bad for Will, lucky for us cause I really don’t want to read that, my eyes would go blind.
You think there is a chance that instead of teleporting Maria back to prison, Will actually teleported her to the bottom of the deepest part of the sea, the Mariana’s trench deep part of the sea
Lmao, could be, Gabe, we never know. I also believe will is the type of person who will make Maria into effigies.
My gut feeling is strong that Will did not really teleport her to prison but actually teleported her to her death cause they never mention her again like how they stopped mentioning Schmia until it was said she was dead, as dead as the fish in a grill.
Maria will certainly die anyway. Btw Maria is a multiple reincarnator… Author not gonna further explain that? Mkay.
Commander: Maria is a multiple reincarnator
My brain with the same voice heard in home shopping networks: SHE REINCARNATED NOT ONLY ONCE, NOT ONLY TWICE BUT MULTIPLE TIMES. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CALL NOW AND GIVE HER A FREE PUNCH!!!
Gabe how’s ur paperwork goin.
Ughh i hate assignmeeent
*sweats profusely
Uummmm……..what paperworks????? I know nothing of such……..what is that………….???? (Insert nervous chuckles)
Ahh you and me both gabe. Denial Land is such a fun place to be.
Hahaha!!!!! It is so fun meeting with Mr. Sleep. I can’t help it.
The assignment will disappear if i dont see it. Out of sight out of mind.
Indeed!!!!! Now let’s forget and bet some more in blackjack!!!
Gabe do you like yandere guy?
Depends if you can still reason with them and they don’t go judging your friends and family with yandere eyes then I am fine with them
Do you know diabolik lovers?
By the word yandere, i mean those who trap you inside a cage.
I heard of Diabolik Lovers and my friend kept on insisting that I should watch it but I didn’t cause it looked like one of those reverse harem shows where guys like the girl for no apparent reason or for shallow reasons.
And yanderes who cage the person they love is a no a big NO. The person they like is a human not a dog.
NO DIABOLIK LOVER IS FAR WORSE THAN THAT. They are a bunch of vampire yea. So they treat this girl like their personal blood pack. Imagine getting 90% of your blood sucked by 5 different guys who doesnt even think ur a living being
So how come the title was diabolik lovers???? If they are treating the MC like a free meal/ personal blood bag and not a lover, why is there a lover in the title?
YEAH THE TITLE SHOULD BE DIABOLIK WIFEBEATER INSTEAD
Their fandom is the most chaotic ive ever seen. It doesnt occur to them that majority of the story is abuse.
What would ur respond be if a DIABOLIK lover fans come and said “its not abuse, okay!!! I mean, look, ayato(default male lead, also the most abusive) only sucks 90% of mc blood!!! He is being considerate!!! “
I remember it being popular when I was in highschool good thing I did not go with the flow and watched it cause it is pretty disgusting. I wonder why my friends liked it.
They probably got fooled by the art style.
90% of their blood…………do you know that is enough to kill someone???? A person have around 6 liters of blood if I am not mistaken and losing a liter would already be deemed critical, that is less than 20% and he took 90% then you call that considerate???? Bro, I know a good counselor I can give you a referral to them. You might need it with that standard of yours about how someone is considered as considerate.
I KID YOU NOT THAT GUY WOULD SUCK YUI UNTIL SHE SUFFERS SERIOUS ANEMIA AND EVEN FAINT, AND THEN HIS OTHER BROTHERS WOULD JOIN TOO.
*the next day
“Here is a box of tomato juice. This is good for blood”
Fans : AWWW CUTEEE
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THEM A CRASH COURSE ABOUT HOW BLOOD IS REPLENISHED AND THE EFFECTS OF LOSING TOO MUCH BLOOD FREQUENTLY!!!!!!
HOW COME THE MC IS STILL ALIVE??????
TOMATO JUICE CAN FLUSH OUT CHOLESTEROL IN BLOOD BUT IT DOESN’T HELP IN REPLENESHING LOST BLOOD. JUST BECAUSE IT IS RED LIKE BLOOD DOESN’T MEAN IT CAN INSTA-REPLENISH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!!!
I can’t……just hearing about what the character’s do in the series kills me with anger. Don’t they ever teach them about basic science at school??
I MEAN THERE IS THIS ONE SCENE YEA.
Yui aka the mc sit with ayato on a riverside in the middle of winter, watching the starry night sky. Ayato starts talking about his past–
–then, he suddenly pushed yui, who cant swim, to the freezing cold river.
“YOU ARE MORE FOCUSED ON THE NIGHT SKY THAN ME!!!!!!”
I AM SORRY????
I am really glad I did not watch the anime series…..just learning about what happened there gives me a headache.
Their fandom is big. Some of them will attack those who dare call the series abusive hahaha.
Should we expect them attacking us anytime soon??
YEAH GET READY
I ALWAYS AM.
TONIGHT IS TIA AGAIN I AM CUTTING DOWN BICH FAST
How many chapters are left for Tia???
5
Only 3 chapters of the main story are left. THE AUTHOR IS TRYING TO FIT THE CLIMAX WITHIN 3 CHAPTERS.
Hhhmmm…..I can smell some good roasting material.
First place in…what? You do realize the only reason I’m still reading this is for the translator rants, right? RIGHT??
At this point I feel like I’m locked in a train going straight towards a wall. I should like jump out (i.e. stop reading), but the intercom is playing all the songs that I think slap/are fire (the t/l notes) so I’m just like “I’m here till the end”. Keeping doing your best and thanks for the translation!
if this slag story got first place there must have been hacking or no good writers participated.
Wow… really? was it the MTL version that got an award? honestly I think MTL version might actually improve the story… you know how you mishear lyrics in a song, and it ends up being really better than the actual word?
If you go to supalonely by benee tiktok you will see they say Critter not Quitter and the action is a claw for critter… see… not that Quitter is a bad word or anything…
I can only guess that the Author went insane and bribed them possibly with cookies or something…
You know… the story isn’t that bad…
“WON THE FIRST PLACE ON SYOSETSU”
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Wait, what? You’re joking right?
First place in what category? Dysfunctional relationships?
Commander…you’re pulling our leg right? This…this didn’t actually…? Maybe…maybe it won for comedic reasons…? Furthermore, I’m shocked the author even remembered Fern after so long because I almost forgot all about her. For a minute though, I thought Tia was gonna actually grow a braincell and confront Will on how he’s scaring her but the next sentence changed that fast…I learned to stop having expectations for characters, but I do wonder what the third arc would be about…