15. First Go! (15)
Ally rushed to the front door.
All of those men looked like they belonged to the special division of the royal army. However, a maid as she were, she still had to greet the prince and his entourage.
She barely arrived at the entrance hall when the door opened. Ally bowed deeply.
Due to the impact of Maximilian’s new appearance, she was shocked to the point of speechlessness—thus, she couldn’t talk to him, which she was grateful for.
“—the maid over there, pardon our intrusion. How’s Stila?”
When asked by Maximilian, who was leading the men, Ally instinctively replied with ‘Yes!’—her head was still lowered.
“I, it is as devastating as you can see… the building is already as dilapidated as it can be—but, even worse than that is Lady Stila’s condition herself!”
“I see… by the way, your employment here started a week ago, correct?”
“Yes.”
She was glad she was out of breath.
Since she was merely a baroness hailing from the countryside, the entire time she was guiding Maximilian to Stila, her head was bowed and her right hand was held before herself.
When they entered the living room, Stila was sitting on the sofa, wearing a tattered dress. A look of unease could be perceived from her face.
“…How unthinkable!”
Inside the messy living room, which was left dirty exactly for that day, Maximilian suddenly fell down.
‘Zushaaaattsu—!!!’
…it turned out that she wasn’t hearing things when she heard that noise.
Noooo—! The floor is giving out—!
Behind the row of muscular men, Ally was grasping her face.
“Forgive me, Stila—! Look at how thin you are—! The news of Lady Kelly’s death didn’t reach me in time—no, I have no excuse—!!”
Full of remorse, Maximilian, with both knees and hands on the floor, once again was oozing that fighting-aura-whatever.
“For my father and mother to let this happen—how deplorable…!”
Unable to withstand the mysterious pressure originating from Maximilian, the walls and the floors shook and cracks began to form—
—no, seriously, this is a very dilapidated place, so stop what you’re doing right this moment.
“—you shall worry no more, Stila! This dilapidated place seems to be crumbling rapidly! It’s no an exaggeration to say that this place will soon collapse! Come to the west wing of the royal palace and live together with this brother of yours!”
—no, it’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s your fault this building is crumbling rapidly!?
She had so many things to retort upon, she couldn’t keep up—however, Ally soon regained her senses when she saw Maximilian stand up, about to approach Stila—
“—as if I would let you—!!!”
With feet that had been trained back in the baron territory, Ally leaped—in an instant, she had not only overtaken Maximilian, but also caught Stila in her embrace. Lastly, she made a brilliant turn.
The thin body, which was hugged by Ally, was trembling faintly.
“—Your Highness Crown Prince, forgive me, but Lady Stila is in a very bad condition and has become distrustful of other people—therefore, it doesn’t matter even if you’re her older brother, please refrain from making sudden contact.”
Ally lifted her face and declare it once and for all—
—the Lump of Muscles x 5 were honestly so scary! …but of course, she couldn’t say that out loud.
Stila clung tightly to Ally’s neck. Ally also drew her close, to the point their cheeks touched.
***T/N: For all I know this novel could be a fitness campaign: fictionalized, come in medieval edition.
So instead of stand, they have high reiatsu.
…Ever since that shocking chapter 13, whenever I tried to picture the novel’s scene in my mind, it always comes in 1990s heavy line shading, full of criss-cross, and overshadowed shounen anime…
**E/N: More than being afraid of other people, the “fighting spirit whatever” is what is probably doing her in >.>
***T/N: There is this x 5 you know
yeah, no need to thank me for the visual aid, you guys.
your pic is gone.
For comparison to that T/N: here’s what I’ve been imagining for Ally, since the start:
https://www.deviantart.com/mcnostril/art/Yunica-Farmer-of-Death-913796900
Omygosh! That visual aid? my eye just burst! Lol thank you for your hardwork.
Dem nipples look like meteor craters
…just how many have died on that visual aid? (+1)
IM GLAD IM WEARING A MASK. A STUPID GRIN’S BEEN ON MY FACE FOR WAY TOO LONG HAHAHAHA
HIGH REIATSU LEVELS I’M CHOKING Omg ever since chap 13 I can’t get the Jojo vibes out of my head (you know that scene where the 5 guys all pose the same yeah that scene) but then you throw in Bleach too??? I started imagining if Ichigo or the others’ reiatsu corresponded to their muscles and a beefed up Aizen killed me XD. But also truuueeee instead of stands it’s like they have reiatsu to make a building collapse by sheer musculature XD
I… I REALLY didn’t need the ‘visual aid’
…….. (‘◉⌓◉’)
ONEGAI MUSCLE. I WANT TO BE POPULAAAAAAAAR. ONEGAI MUSCLE.
One has turned straight into a muscle cultist
I knew someone was bound to cite “Dumbbel Nan Kilo Moteru?”
…cite…
…side…
HAI! SAIDO CHESTO!
Why I hearing the Ultimate muscle theme song?
Phoenixir… The dumb heroine future queen from before admitted in her monologue
“I dont understand politics”
….and we are supposed to see her as pure for that….
?
At this point the only thing that will ensure the security of that generation’s reign is taking in an outstandingly excellent person and giving them the authority to act on the Queen’s behalf.
Pure? Purity has no place in Ruling Royalty. It’s not really something to glorify in that position. If she was set to marry someone who isn’t the future King, sure, it’s good for public image to have a sweet and sincere princess. Not only that but a position not close to the throne devalues manipulating her. It’s not the case for the crown princess however. At this point the engagement needs to be broken off.
Btw how did the fiancee of the crown prince is decided?
One commenter said, when the girl is still a child, they judged her beauty and body mass to judge whether or not she will become pretty later. Cause being beautiful is all that matters.
What? No no. Beauty doesn’t really have anything to do with it. And you can’t judge those things as a child anyways. There are three common ways. Which house will bring the most benefit to the country by allying with the throne, choosing which person will bring the most benefit to the throne based on how she conducts herself, or choosing the girl with high enough status that’s easiest to manipulate. From what you’re telling me that crown princess is definitely the latter. There are some smarter and uncommon ways to decide like letting the suitable candidates compete For him, or taking in the most talented people as royal wives, but it essentially boils down to, Power, Smarts, or… lack of wisdom. Beauty? It doesn’t matter. In any case the Queen becomes country’s symbol of beauty anyways. It’s not that only the beautiful become Queens, it’s that your Queen is always beautiful. You’re not allowed to disparage your Queens looks. It’s Lèse Majesté.
She is a duchess.
But she hates power play and politics.
So she is fucking dumb.
She doesnt know how to utilize a spy.
If she wants to look for someone she checks mere family register and call it a day.
I want to die.
Don’t die! Um.. I’m not sure if it will help but there may be a story where the fianceé, the prince and the paramour all get along well out there somewhere. I’ll find something similar on my birthday. In the meantime how’s about finding a story about a perfectly arranged marriage to cleanse yourself
On that’s not related to royalty.
Its fine. This month is the last month im translating it.
On the contrary i rly love light story like ally
Do your best! Endure for just a little longer. I believe in you!
Phoenixir, does princess/ queen education teach about intercourse?
It does. Of course it does, how else can an heir be expected? It also usually teaches about libido enhancing drugs. Wait! Don’t tell me…?!
cries in agony
SHE DOESNT KNOW ANY SEX RELATED THINGS BECAUSE SHE IS “KYAKYAUFUFU PURE” BUT ADMITTEDLY SHE HAD TAKEN PRINCESS EDUCATION AND IS DAMN PROUD ABOUT IT.
…what are they doing? No seriously what were her educators doing?
Also whatever she took was most assuredly not princess education. If it was she’d have political,sexual, and social knowledge. What did her doting overbearing father prevent the tutors from being harsh with her and because she could only learn with strict teaching none of the fundamentals sunk in, and because of that she couldn’t grasp the advance concepts? This is starting to sound more and more like outside interference to keep her, dumb, docile, and malleable. What is this princess training anyways? Was it just manners, history, and dancing?
When things started to become troublesome she just ditch the idea of being the future queen and start taking up sword practice to become an adventurer–
–my question, is a woman that free to decide their future in medieval. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO DECIDE BEING AN INDEPENDENT ADVENTURER RIGHT OFF THE BAT WITH THE MINDSET THE WOMEN SHOULD BE HAVING DURING THAT ERA!?
Not a Noble woman no. They probably try to justify it with, oh Magic/magitech exists or adventurers are the citizens of the Adventurer’s guild that gives equal rights to all. However that only applies to commoners and fallen nobles. She’s a neither, so what the hell is she doing? Think about your fief, damn it. Wait I can’t remember, does she have any siblings?…
…
Whatever. The fact that she doesn’t have the concept of Noblesse/ Majesté oblige tells me everything.
Im utterly pissed at this story because the author is pulling shits from her ass, and is not doing any proper research AND YOU KNOW WHAT!?!??!? THIS STORY SCORED THE FIRST PLACE IN SYOSETSU A FEW MONTHS AGO.
Nope she is the only child and nope the author didnt even do anything to justify it. She thought its only natural to happen.
Btw the femmc is also an openbook.
Seven saints, you must need a drink. I feel like I need a drink after hearing all of that stupid. I’d pour me some, asahi, dark horse, and scotch in that order, if I didn’t have work tomorrow. I’ll substitute with my immunity boost potion. Here’s to that country’s inevitable destruction and your will to translate through your suffering ?
Oh and btw the crown prince, the future king, confronts the biggest national level threat by himself. No spies. No assassins. No nothing.
Dude just straight up offer himself to be seduced by this thot with super high fascination spell and murder history just cuz he thinks he can pull it off cuz he has immunity towards said charm spell–but your highness, what about the murder? What if she straight up KILL you? She is an experienced murderer after all.
“Forgive me, Stila—! Look at how thin you are—! The news of Lady Kelly’s death didn’t reach me in time—no, I have no excuse—!!”
At this kind of moment, I wonder if Maximillian is really Stilla’s brother or is he her father.
“—you shall worry no more, Stila! This dilapidated place seems to be crumbling rapidly! It’s no an exaggeration to say that this place will soon collapse! Come to the west wing of the royal palace and live together with this brother of yours!”
WHOSE FAULT DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT IT’S STARTING TO CRUMBLE REAL FAST????!!!!!!!!! DON’T MAKE 5 MACHOS ENTER AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! IT IS BAD FOR THE BUILDING AND BAD FOR THE READERS HEALTH!!!!!!
“—the Lump of Muscles x 5 were honestly so scary! …but of course, she couldn’t say that out loud.”
That description…..is so accurate I can’t do anything but agree.
Commander, why don’t we use Kogami Shinya for visualizing Maximilian and co.’s figure to lessen the damage they do in us.
Like this:
https://66.media.tumblr.com/553ad377b3c155066ae23c30623841db/tumblr_py7yz3DO0I1sksh9qo1_500.gifv
MY GOD, KOGAMI HAS THOSE SEXY MAN MUSCLES!?!?!?!?!?
He needs that else his wife Akane will overshine him. He even has a criminally asymptomatic son and his best friend Gino who kept on eyeing his wife while he is gone has become reliable and obtained a hair that looks natural and not a wig, he will lose his place and pride as Akane’s husband if he doesn’t have those muscles.
THANKS THIS IS SUCH A HEAVENLY THING TO WAKE UP TO
WHAT DID YOU SAY!? GINO KEEP EYEING WHO!?!?!?
Kogami’s wife. GINO IS EYEING KOGAMI’S WIFE, but luckily it seems someone called Shimotsuki Mika is eyeing Gino and she is getting good at persuading people so who knows what might happen. LOL.
shimotsuki mika is eyeing yayoi-nee san though. so Kogami’s wife still not safe. Let me hold Gino then.
WE FOUND A FAN
No, no, Kunizuka-nee sama has Shion-nee sama, Shimotsuki doesn’t stand a chance but I am shipping her more with Homura from Season 3 than with Gino so I’ll let you have Gino just don’t touch Hinakawa and Sogo they are mine.
Indeed Commander we found a fan and I found another fan, it is the fan I currently need.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQMufc43o03m5w4t3GC5iB-R31q0sMd4OIZZgRDLMOLvZCrN9K0&usqp=CAU
Isnt it smalll
How about this one???
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcT2mxR3WrFlXXvMqmeqxSkIRMa-Kq4C8cReUR03tkC3Dl-NscWh&usqp=CAU
Or this one:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTfbHfvuEGR2MyAas2s1PVv78BFLKNPnfniCL_OWezRIJSBm4WG&usqp=CAU
LMAO THE THIRD ONE WOULD GIVE US THE SAME FATE THOSE PPL IN FINAL DESTINATION HAVE
Personally i like box shaped fan one.
As for me I like fans that have larger swing so the air can cover a lot more area and it would be the best if they scream your name and jump from joy upon seeing you…..wait wrong fan lol….
Gabe! As a teacher, if a student admitted to you the reason she did assignment sloppily is because she is so scared of making a bad assignment hence she pushed it until near the deadline, so in the end she has no choice but do it steadfastly, what would ur advice to her be???
All I can say is next time don’t do that. In the end pushing it until the deadline backfired on you so don’t do that again, as long as you followed the criteria/ instructions given to you it will be fine, even if the final results looks sloppy as long as you are able to meet the criteria and the follow the instructions then I can still give you a passable grade though I might deduct points if your output looks like something done the night before or a few hours before deadline(ex. Output where the glue or ink or paint is still wet). If it is past the deadline I will still accept it though it might get deductions depending on how many days has passed after the deadline so don’t be afraid and do your homework on your own pace to avoid having a sloppy output. What’s done is done so just do better next time.
Im in art major yea…. My assignment no matter how much effort i put in if it didnt meet the professor’s subjective taste will get denied instantly.
Beauty is on the eye of the beholder right.
Thats why sometimes i despair
An advice from my sibling who is also an art major. If you want to get higher grades for your outputs you gotta learn what that teachers taste is. Observe the outputs of your classmates who got high grades cause it most likely meets the taste of your teacher. For now you can set aside your personal style if you want higher grades you can unleash that when the time comes. If your teacher likes bright colors then you can use bright colors on your output. You can scheme with your classmates to know what is the personal taste of your teachers. Sibling says it is the same when you get a client you would have to cater your work according to their tastes unless you have a knife beside you to threaten them into forgeting about their tastes and follow your words.
Thanks gabe! …s, so they are lying when they said they respect our style?
What do you love about being a teacher Gabe?
The students. It’s fun seeing your student’s who first came inside your class knowing nothing and even have bad temper tantrums leaving at the end of the school year with something they learn and their behaviors fixed. I’ve got a student who calls everyone guys even the other teachers, this student would greet ‘Hey Guys!’ which is cute but not proper so we taught him how to greet properly and how to properly adress the adults around him it took us months but when the student started greeting me ‘Good morning Teacher’, at that point I really wanted to call a marching band and have a parade to celebrate.
I also have a student whom when you call their name instead of coming towards you they would run away and wait for you to chase them so when the kid finally stopped running away and started walking towards me when I call them one day I was shocked then I immediately boasted it to other teachers. Seeing my student’s progress is probably the best of all that is why I don’t like it when the parents of the kids waste our efforts of correcting their behavior when they spoil their kids and don’t help the kids practice what they learned at school.
Gabe’s joy can really be felt. Hahahhaa is it true lecturer is trying to fail his students?
Grade school teachers are different from teachers in uni, many teachers in uni are assholes (some also in high school)
And my students are very cute even though many times on a week I get peed on or get hit by them when they throw tantrums in my eyes they are still cute. They are specially cuter when they throw a tantrum when they can’t get what they want because I took it from them…..hehehe.
Thank you for visualising the exact picture of beefy muscle man– I mean crown prince for me. That’s the picture I had on my mind when I read the lines.
…Well, thank you translator….
Now I can’t get the idea that everyone, including the protagonist is a beefy hunk out of my head.
Don’t you think it might be worrying if I start to think that even Stila might be a macho with a dress that is almost about to explode?
Well ally did try to fatten her up some chapters ago
Xoxo
I love it.
I just, love it.
I’m seeing the machos from Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru showing off different poses as the prince speaks.
///says nothing as i pat your back///