211: Goodbye, 26 Year Old Me
With ceilings so high you have to look up, and area so vast it’s hard to believe it’s underground. Ark Dominion’s training facility for the zako fighters, the training grounds that the Training Corps is so proud of, were enveloped in a solemn atmosphere.
「This is a false accusation! If you talk to me you’ll understand, please call a lawyer!」
On the execution platform set up in the center of the training ground, a man clad only in his underwear was crucified with his arms and legs spread apart.
The man’s name was Kuriyama Rintaro, also known as the heinous mysterious Death Green. The charge was “possession of obscene materials”.
「Eei, You are looking pretty unsightly at this point!」
The sharp whip flew at the inner thighs of Rintaro, who tried to maintain his innocence. The thin part of the skin was hit with precision, and even Rintaro can’t help but scream.
「Pigyiii! This is a mistake, a misunderstanding!」
「Shut up. One or two items would be one thing, but there’s no room for leniency in the crime of hiding 30,000 obscene items. And, th- th- that kind of…!」
The pile of obscene materials seized from Rintaro’s room weighed a total of 1.5 tons. Needless to say, words like “soldier”, “whips”, and “secret boot camps” appeared on the covers of all the books.
The training corps led by Colonel Usanyi-chan exacted harsh punishment. It’s no wonder that the tastes of the zako fighters become distorted.
However, now this bias in taste was weighing heavily on the shoulders of their superior, Rintaro.
「You are in a position where you should be working to raise a child healthily, yet you concealed extremely unhealthy books and videos. Your crime is grave. Therefore, your execution will now commence.」
「That’s not true! I’m a perfectly healthy boy!」
「So say goodbye to that boy.」
The executioner, Colonel Usanyi-chan, said this, then she took out a large pair of dressmaking scissors. They were well-maintained and had a blade roughly a meter long.
「Ex-Execution you say? And why are you bringing that for…?」
「I’m going to castrate you now.」
「Noooooooooooo!!!!!」
Rintaro had endured the harsh torture at Hero Headquarters, but this was no small matter. Colonel Usanyi-chan’s goal was not to gather information or persuade him, but to inflict clear “punishment”.
Rintaro is about to say goodbye to his partner of 26 years.
Not even an army general can escape Colonel Usanyi-chan’s harsh purge. This atmosphere of dread was pervasive among the mysterious beingss who had gathered as audience.
Among the audience watching from a distance were Samecchi, the zako fighters, and Minato, who had heard the commotion.
After hearing what happened from the zako fighters, Minato looked at Rintaro, who was crucified with a very pale face.
「Oh my goodness… That’s a completely false accusation!」
「But if we show up now, we will have wasted the precious sacrifice of Death Green-san, who has remained silent, ui.」
「Yes, ui. All we can do is hold back our tears and see him off, ui.」
The 40-strong army of zako fighters saluted the crucified Rintaro, as if to soothe the souls of the soldiers who had fallen on the battlefield. Some of them were unable to contain themselves and let out sobs at Rintaro’s determination, who still hadn’t spoken.
However, in reality, it is not that Rintaro did not want to reveal the real culprit, but that he was unable to do so.
Rintaro had only one item of obscene material that he had accepted from Bancholf and hidden away. Rintaro had no way of knowing that this number had somehow grown to 30,000 items by the hands of Samecchi.
「Awawawawa, because of Samecchi, aniki is going to be executed, ssu!」
「I understand the situation, but I don’t think we can afford to be so relaxed. I have to somehow convince Colonel Usanyi-chan.」
Colonel Usanyi-chan had been sharpening a giant pair of dressmaking scissors for the past few minutes, making a big show. There wasn’t much time left before Little Rintaro has to say goodbye.
Although Minato was frightened by the demonic Colonel Usanyi-chan, she somehow managed to muster up the courage to face her and slapped her own cheeks.
「Yo- Yoshi! I’ll go! I’ll go and tell Colonel Usanyi-chan what happened!」
「Minato, Minato.」
「Hmm? What’s wrong, Samecchi? Is there something on your mind?」
「What does “Castrate” mean?」
In the next moment, the last bit of courage slipped away from Minato’s determined face.
「It’s a big deal for aniki, but no one will tell Samecchi, ssuyo!」
「That’s… Umm, well… How should I put it, umm…」
With a face that was red all the way to her ears, Minato’s cool eyes were swimming as if it was doing a 100-meter freestyle swim. The more Minato thought about how she should explain this to a girl so young, the more her blood pressure continued to rise, her pulse became irregular, and her breathing became moist.
「Castration, is… well, the pen… monyonyo…」
「Pen… What is it, ssuka?! That’s an important part, ssu! Please say it clearly, ssu!」
「Well, that is indeed an important part but… um… wauuun…」
A pity! Minato, who was Little Rintaro’s only hope, had become useless!
While Minato was boiling, Colonel Usanyi-chan’s execution was going on without a hitch. The tip of the huge scissors was about to touch Rintaro’s trunks.
「You have been a great help to me. I am sorry that things have turned out this way. But rules are rules and the law is the law. Die for the cause.」
「Please wait, Usanyi-chan… I haven’t even had a drink with my son yet.」
「Use Colonel, you moron!」
The flexible whip then hit Rintaro in the side. Colonel Usanyi-chan’s whip control, aimed precisely at the thin skin, left even Rintaro in agony.
「Aaaaaaaaaie!! Aaaaaghh!!」
「I’m sorry, Major Death Green. This is for your sake. I hope that you will take this opportunity to reflect on your own barbaric behavior of making advances on any woman you see, and become a decent, upstanding gentleman.」
The executioner, who won’t listen to what she was being told, approached, clutching a giant pair of scissors. Trusted comrades shed tears as they saluted, while Minato and Samecchi crouched and squirmed from a moment ago.
There was no one to offer Rintaro a helping hand, and the only thing standing in the way of his punishment was a pair of thin underpants. Colonel Usanyi-chan’s eyes glinted, and a sharp blade swung down between Rintaro’s legs.
――the next moment.
「Dark Destruction Ray!!!」
A dark laser was fired from far behind the surrounding audience and engulfed Colonel Usanyi-chan’s entire body.
「What!? Guwaaah!!!?」
Colonel Usanyi-chan quickly got into a defensive stance, but blocking with her arms was not enough. Colonel Usanyi-chan was hit head-on by the dark laser, and was subjected to an incredible impact that sent her flying to the edge of the training ground.
「Looks like I made it in time. That outfit really suits you, senpai.」
Amidst the billowing dust, a clear, dark voice reached Rintaro’s ears. There’s no way Rintaro could mistake the voice of his most reliable junior.
「Ma- Ma- Mayuzumiiiiiiii!!!」
A girl with silvery white hair tied up leisurely walked over to the crucified Rintaro.
Her slim body wasn’t wrapped in the usual black jacket. Mayuzumi Kirika was dressed in a pitch black outfit reminiscent of military uniform, and even had Pelisse draped over her shoulders.
「Senpai, sorry to have kept you waiting.」
「……What’s with the outfit?」
「It’s Colonel Mayuzumi-chan.」
She is copying! This isn’t an homage or inspiration, it’s a fair and unashamed copy!
Kirika lowered her eyes as if fading into twilight, the whip crackling in her hand.
「Up until now, I have ignored Senpai’s preferences and kept pushing as I am. I am ashamed of my past self and realize how arrogant I was.」
「What are you talking about, Mayuzumi-san? Does it have something to do with your outfit?」
「When I saw the pile of obscene materials confiscated from senpai’s room, I suddenly realized that this was it. I had not been able to provide what senpai wanted.」
It seemed that Kirika was convinced that the books and DVDs in question were part of Rintaro’s collection. She probably never dreamed that Rintaro himself had thrown them into Kirika’s room in the attic in order to pin the blame on her.
「”You should not just stick to your own strengths, but adapt to whoever you face,” right senpai? This unworthy Mayuzumi Kirika, will do my best to do this play with all my heart and soul!」
Kirika was the only one here who didn’t think of the current situation as an execution. Kirika was like a large truck slamming into a highway at full throttle when the light was red.
「This isn’t a play! Just get me off already!」
「When pigs talk, they say “Buu” right!!」
With a whoosh, the air was sliced apart, and the whip Kirika held in her hand was swung down on Rintaro’s most important spot.
This was no longer a weak blow or anything like that. The powerful, fatal blow pierced Little Rintaro’s midline, his most vital spot, with pinpoint precision.
「Aawooooooooooooooonn!!!」
「This is the pathetic sound that adult male pigs make.」
The shock was so great that the audience screamed.
Kirika seems to be the type who focuses on form first, and doesn’t seem to know anything about flirting or holding back.
According to one theory, the ultimate sadist is also the ultimate masochist. The more limitless the pain a masochist seeks, the less they can control the pain they inflict on others.
「……Hassu……! ……Hassu……!」
「Were you satisfied?」
With a thick layer of sweat running down his face, Rintaro somehow managed to escape with one foot in the River Sanzu. Kirika took in his reaction with a glint in her sharp eyes and gleefully thought to herself that perhaps she has a talent.
「Okay then, I’ll give you another one. Please cry out loud, senpai!」
「Full power drop kick rabbit (shoot)!!!」
As Kirika gleefully readied her whip, a powerful flying kick exploded on the side of her head. Kirika easily blocked the direct hit just before it came, but she was still knocked back more than ten meters.
Colonel Usanyi-chan used the recoil from her kick to perform a moonsault in the air and landed. It seemed the damage from the surprise attack earlier had been considerable, as her prized military uniform was scorched in places.
「Sergeant Kirika… What kind of idea did you have to interfere with an execution sentence…?」
「We know that Senpai is a male pig who is highly sexually aroused by military uniforms. Then, don’t you think it is enough to have only one whip-wielding Queen?」
「Fine by me. You will receive 100 lashes for obstructing justice.」
「Unfortunately, I’m not interested in anyone other than senpai. How about we take a middle ground and give senpai a hundred spanking?」
The two great martial maidens of the secret society Ark Dominion clashed over Rintaro, who lay limp on the execution block with his eyes rolled up. The moment the fight was about to break out, the demon-like Rabbit and the Dark Empress sharpened their claws and bared their fangs, refusing to back down even a single step.
「Eat this, full power drop kick rabbit (shoot)!!」
「Disappear without leaving any dust, dark destruction ray!」
At that moment, a flash of light gushed out. A large shadow loomed over Rintaro, who was about to be extinguished in the center of the room, as if to cover him.
「……!?」
「――!」
The man used his massive body to easily block the blows that were filled with the souls of the two women, then grinned, showing off his beastly fangs as he stood.
「Gahahaha! Such a light attack will make me yawn! Eat more meat, more meat!」
With muscles as hard as steel and a king’s belt around his waist, it was none other than Bearion, the Hundred Beasts General, who was supposed to be on patrol in the provinces.
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