The Heinous Mysterious Death Green Translation

97: A Manufacturing Machine With 100% Market Share

In front of the infirmary, mysterious beings that had been battered and bruised by Colonel Usanyi-chan were lying on the floor. The red eyes of the girl with the military uniform and eye patch, who had built up a large number of corpses, caught Minato’s figure, who was frightened in the corner of the corridor.

「Hmm? You are Minato, the chief of the medical corps, aren’t you? You took care of me in the Battle of Haneda.」

「Ahii! I beg you, please don’t hurt me! Noooooo!!」

「Even I don’t just whip anybody without reason. It’s fine so calm down. Calm…… Damn it……! Hey, Someone bring me the morphine!」

Ten minutes later, Minato and Colonel Usani were tending to the injured in the infirmary.

「Uuu, Colonel Usanyi……-chan? This is my job, so you don’t have to help me……」

「To warn against slackness as slackness, and to heal an injury as an injury. It is a natural thing for a superior officer to do.」

With that said, Colonel Usanyi-chan skillfully wrapped the bandages. The Zako fighters, who had just been subjected to her severe corporal punishment, were in awe of her devoted care.

「I will follow Colonel Usani for the rest of my life, ui!」

「I, on the right, am the same, ui! Long live Colonel Usanyi-chan, ui!」

「shi ~annnrurussa ~ou~ou! ! U ~o ~on’nu! !」

They pledged their loyalty to their strict but gentle superior, regardless of their own wounds. The one who caused their wounds was Colonel Usanyi-chan herself. Minato wondered if this is a form of malicious brainwashing that cleverly uses rewards and punishments.

When everyone had been treated, Colonel Usanyi-chan thanked Minato.

「I’m sorry to have added to your workload, but thank you for your help, Chief Medical Officer Minato.」

「I don’t mind that… but why are you doing this all of a sudden?」

「……It’s a pathetic story. There is no end to the number of idiots who have been dragged along by Corporal Deathgreen’s recent misunderstanding.」

In less than two months, the Ark Dominion, with Death Green as its catalyst, has made tremendous strides. From one of Tokyo’s 23 wards, the Ark dominion quickly expanded its influence to the Kanto area, and quickly became one of the largest mysterious being organizations in Japan.

However, rapid organizational expansion is also accompanied by many problems. The most prominent of these is “indiscipline”.

For the past few days, Colonel Usanyi-chan had been working hard to tighten the slack atmosphere, but today she finally ran out of patience.

「They are already a peculiar bunch, in the first place. As their number increases, so do the problems. And the foolishness of the one who should be their role, did something that caused a disturbance to public morals.」

「F- Foolishness……?」

「I heard that he had fallen ill after getting too excited at an amusement park. On top of that, there are reports that he occupied a bed in the infirmary with a hangover.」

「That is…… Un……」

Minato, who was deeply involved in both cases, tried to make an excuse, but was unable to say anything back.

「And to top it all off, his private parts were exposed for the whole world to see! What the hell is that man thinking? I don’t know what he’s doing in his room right now!」

Colonel Usani seemed to have watched the video titled “Little Green”. This was a disservice to the mysterious beings who were already disrespectful and had a negative impact on the morals of the mysterious beings.

After his series of negative behavior, This was done when they were having a negative impact on public morals.

It was no wonder that Colonel Usanyi-chan, who was entrusted with the responsibility of educating the new recruits, was as heated as an instantaneous water heater.

「Many of the recent additions to the corps look up to Death Green, who has risen through the ranks. That is why, as the head of the corps, he must maintain a dignified demeanor.」

「Well well, Rintarō has his own circumstances… Can you take it easy on him?」

「……You, spoil him too much.」

Colonel Usanyi-chan squinted her red eyes and stared at Minato’s face. Minato was under pressure, as if she were being scolded by her teacher, gently looked away.

Perhaps sensing her state of surrender, Colonel Usanyi-chan exhales heavily and spoke to Minato in a calm tone of voice.

「…… I want to be a good friend to you. That is why I warn you. Kindness is your virtue. But too much pampering is poison. Especially for that man.」

「Ugh……」

「Sorry, I apologize if I offended you.」

Seeing Minato choking on her words, Colonel Usanyi-chan quietly bowed her head.

「No…… Don’t worry about it……」

「I see, thanks again for your help. I’ll leave you now, but if you need anything else, you can count on me, too. As a friend who has eaten from the same pot, I will help you.」

Colonel Usanyi-chan said, picked up her whip and left the infirmary. Certainly, she was going to go back to patrolling the secret base.

Colonel Usani is extremely busy as the number two of the Hundred Beasts Legion in addition to being charge of administrative work as well as the training of new recruits as the head of the Teaching Corps.

Minato truly believes that there are not many women who are as “strong” as she is.

「If I could be like that…… I wonder if I could be useful to Rintaro too……」

Skillfully using both kindness and strictness, the words of her most hard-working “friend” in Ark Dominion deeply touched her heart.

Suddenly, Minato saw a weekly magazine on the bed. Colonel Usanyi-chan probably forgot to take what she had confiscated from the Zako fighters.

For some time, Minato had rarely read weekly magazines or fashion magazines.

She’s too tall, which limited the fashions she can follow.

However, the incendiary words on the cover of that weekly magazine drew Minato’s eyes with astonishing attraction.

『Are you sure about that love? Girl who ruin men, thorough dissection!』

「Girl…… who ruin men……!?」

Minato’s mind replayed the words of Colonel Usanyi-chan, who said, “Too much pampering is poison for that man”.

「Ha- Hahaha- No way, if it’s only me……」

Despite her denial, Minato flipped through the pages of the weekly magazine. If that is the case, then far from being useful to Rintaro, She is now only holding him back.

Even though she thought she shouldn’t look at something that wasn’t poison nor medicine, her eyes found the article she was looking for.

「What is it? …… If you fit any of the following characteristics, you are a ruin-making machine that makes a good man into a bad man. ……? I don’t think so. ……」

『★Characteristic number 1: A pushover, You’ll do anything after being pushed, even a lap pillow.』

「Ughhh!」

Minato was hit in the vital point with pinpoint accuracy from the very first move, and she was greatly shocked. Not only did it hit the nail on the head, but she had done exactly what it said just the other day.

Minato turned the page, already on the verge of death.

『★Characteristic number 2: good at taking care of others. you can’t help but keep your eyes on him, even if it’s just a hangover』

「Hagghhhh!!」

One after another, Weekly’s precise one-two punch struck Minato in the heart. If this had been a match, the towel could have already been thrown in.

Minato flipped through the pages, with her HP gauge blinking.

『★Characteristic number 3: Lack of self-confidence. You’ll get help right away, even in just a little pinch』

「Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!??」

It was no longer an article, but rather Minato’s diary. It matched every feature so far perfectly, without an error of a few millimeters, to the point that it was even frightening.

Still dead, Minato summoned the last of his strength and turned the page.

『★Characteristic #4: little experience in love (being a virgin)』

「Nuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!!」

Minato, whose whole body was enveloped in pure white light, turned into ash and shattered into pieces like an artificial satellite entering the atmosphere.

Hearing her desperate cries, the mysterious beings of the Ark Dominion gathered in the infirmary.

「Minatoo? There was a shocking voice, ssuyo? Hauu!?」

「What the hell happened… Huh!?」

As soon as the mysterious beings saw her, they all clamped their mouths shut and gulped. In the center of the room, there was Kenmochi Minato, burning white and weeping silently.

「Uuu…I was…a manufacturing machine…I monopolized the market share of the manufacturing machine industry…」

「Samecchi doesn’t know what that means at all, ssu!」

「Fueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn!!!!」

With everyone watching, Minato cried for about two hours while spilling the butter knife on Samecchi’s chest.


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