81. Last Go! (Epilogue)
An Angel of Light was blowing a trumpet overhead. Ally furrowed her eyebrows before letting out a deep, long, sigh.
āMadiroll, youāre being noisy. The God has been switched, and Heaven is busy with reorganizing, right? Orlandia is also busy with concessions, therefore thereās no need for you to visit every day.ā
āEeh? You get to live close to the Crown Prince, so why the long face? Hurry up and get married, already. Who knows, soon, I might be transferred from this world, too?ā
āEven if we lived in the mountains, itās not that simple. For a mere baroness to become the princess, the hurdle is too high…ā
Ally shrugged, to which Madiroll blew his trumpet in a flat way. Abel smiled as he raised an eyebrow.
āWell, Baroness Crunea doesnāt have the necessary wealth, or the beauty she used to possess back when she was the Duchess Alicia. At the same time, Ally was the one who decided to quit being the saint of darkness and also refused Duke Radphenās offer of adoptionāis there a need for such hardship?ā
āAbel, stop, youāre confusing Master with your endless lines of words.ā
āItās alright, either way. I knew Iād end up with a tremendous amount of trouble, hence why, I decided so.ā
Ally laughed drily. To be honest, it wasnāt excruciating because she was used to hardship.
āItās alright, after all, Iāve discussed this with Maximillian. As for the saint of darkness, from the very beginning, I only intended for it to merely be a breakthrough. I do think itās necessary to further my training in dark healing magic, but for the long run, Iāll have to create a kingdom that doesnāt depend on special talents.ā
āWell, as the Apostle of Darkness, Iād also troubled. If Ally were to tell me she wanted to be the saint of darkness forever, Iām not sure Iād be open armed about that.ā
āYou, even though you babbled incessantly about the usefulness of dark healing magic in Heaven…ā
Madiroll stared at Abel with a fed-up look.
Abel smiled. āThatās irrelevant.ā
In Heaven, it seemed that a coup dāetatāor, a riotābasically, something revolutionary like that happened. It seemed that there were a certain number of angels who were rebelling against Godās way, and were steadily preparing all along.
It was said that the god who sent Saint Mia to that world lost his position because an inferior one like Ally (as according to the orders of the Heaven) managed to awaken the healing magic of darkness…
By the way, Saint Mia had her entire body wrapped up like a caterpillar before being sent back to her former world. It seemed that sheād reincarnate into a small life formānamely, an insect.
Even though Mia lacked something precious as a person, why did she decide to be a saint?
Many people were looking for salvation. The role of a saint was a very difficult jobāif it were done seriously. Ally stared into the distance, wondering if Mia was merely having a childish dreamāwhich was to be celebrated as a savior by everyone.
āOh, the crown prince is back. Is a date going to happen?ā
Madiroll raised his voice in excitement while looking out the window.
Maximilian had just returned from the central palace.
āYes, weāre going to the mountains. The grandmas will be coming, too.ā
Abel, Madiroll, and even Takkun, who was in brooch form, repeated.
āāāMountains, huh…āāā
The same day she jumped into Maximilianās embrace with dark healing magic all over her body, Ally and the others decided to go to the mountain.
She decided to uncover the lid suppressing the memories of her past livesāeven though it mightāve been wise to just leave it untouched, covered with a stack of ten dumbbells.
To tell the truth, she had to choose her words carefully.
It seemed that going to the mountains was the best for thatā
āto even reach that kind of conclusion, her brain must had been infected through and through.
āAlright, shall we tiptoe to the scene quietly?ā
āNeither the Angel of Light nor the Apostle of Darkness are free right now, but thereās no harm in taking a break once in a while.ā
Abel transformed into a black dot, while Madiroll transformed into a white dot. To not follow her to the mountain was out of the question.
āAlly, Iām home. Itās been officially decided that Stila will be adopted by uncle.ā
āReally!? Thatās great news! We must do our best to celebrate Stilaās new beginning!ā
Ally felt her cheeks flushing. While the Heavens were experiencing an uproar, there was also a tremor in the Kingdom of Orlandia.
The king and his wife, who showed a shameless and odd appearance before the dark saint, Ally, were splurging to an impossible level just to entertain Saint Mia, as evidenced by the significant decline of the kingdom during that period of time. At the end of the day, it was decided they would be deposed.
They were sent to the palace where Stila once lived. On the surface, they were supposed to be restingābut in reality, it was close to imprisonment.
āYour Highness will be adopted by Duke Radphen as well?ā
āIndeed, that way is better for the kingdom.ā
Ally quickly went to the mountain with Maximilian whom was accustomed to teleportation. After the turmoil, she tried to return the magic stone of darkness to Abel, despite so, he gifted it to her as a wedding gift.
She refused to be considered Maximilianās stepsister, and she also didnāt want to deny her birthright as a baron. For them, getting married was quite a delicate situation.
Still, Ally wanted to be happy with Maximilian. A lady who could endure his supremacy was quite rareāno love rival had appeared so far.
In the noble society, the surface might appear extremely gorgeous. However, underneath was extremely insidious and murky.
Maximilian would love and protect Ally with all his might, but without a considerable amount of effort, she still wouldnāt be able to become a princess.
āIām truly happy that Ally is by my side.ā
Maximilian sat on the ground and gently pulled Allyās hand. Ally obediently let herself be drawn by himāshe fit snugly in his tight embrace.
āIām very happy to have you think so.ā
Those strong muscles were where Ally belonged. That irreplaceable and comfortable place was also too masculine. The grandma spirits flying around gave lukewarm smiles.
After Ally made a big decision, which was to confide the memories of her past live to him, Maximilian listened attentively to her. He didnāt doubt or laugh at her. He cried while apologizing.
āIn my dreams, I couldnāt save the heart and life of my loved one. If only I was smarter, stronger, if I did my damnedest, would Iāve been able to save that woman of my dreams…?āā
With that said, Ally held Maximilian in her arm as he cried like a child. Her arms were about to break due to his swelling muscles. At the same time, the resentment accumulated from her past lives, which filled her chest like pus, had completely disappeared.
Ally felt that her heart became rosy the moment he swore to protect her for the rest of her life while wailing.
āLetās do our best in all kind of things. No matter what kind of natural disaster strikes, Iāll protect you without a fail.ā
āWell, Iām sure Your Highness is undefeatable, but I donāt want any sort of catastrophe to happen anymore…ā
Nowadays, she was no longer that powerless noble lady whose only quality was her beauty, which made her akin to a doll. Therefore, she might be able to deal with it.
As long as one was alive, unpleasant things would more or less happen. There was no choice but to overcome each of them, and then turn them into stepping stones so they could walk together for the rest of their lives.
āIf something is to happen, weāll just have to continue training in order to overcome it and move towards a better future. When Jean gets well, letās train him, too.ā
āYes, but do exercise caution. Well, I love that part of you, too. Your Highness must also prepare to lead the kingdom, therefore, we canāt just stay in the mountains forever.ā
Mu, the Overlord Muscle groaned. Then, with a bright red face, he whisperedā
āā…I love you too.ā
Ally burst into laughter.
Be it during hardship, sorrow, or trouble, muscle training was loved by the crown prince and his aides. Jean was also showing motivation, so heād probably be fine.
Ally herself would continue to train in order to face hardships.
Muscles had proved to that world that humans were delicate, fragile, but also stubborn beings.
In front of them, there were still stairs to be climbed.
While holding Maximilianās hand, Ally whispered in his ear, āLetās train.ā
The demon king, the angel, and even Takkun, the gentleman hawk, sighed loudly. The grandma spirits only shrugged. Seeing that, Ally and Maximilian burst in laughter.
***T/N: This author does love mountain…
…it, it ended. But muscle cult wouldn’t!!!! It shall prevail and spread to the vast world!!!!!!
Honestly, guys, thank you for all of your support until today. Without all of you, this story and I wouldn’t have gotten this far, so thank you again–!!! Do check out all my other projects, and see you in my future ones!!!
ALSO, SOME BAD NEWS YOU GUYS–
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The only good news is… Lord Abel! Zhongli came home to me :v

awww. the marriage is still in hurdle.
thank you for your hardwork!!
itās the best translation so weāll be cheering for you!!
Thanks for the hard work!
Hello there! I just wanted to thank you for taking the time to translate this. It is very easy to read and I love your notes at the end of each chapter. Thanks again!
Thank you for making these amazing translations!
Was a really enjoyable read, thanks for the translation. Also your takes on the chapters made them even more enjoyable to read, got a good couple of chuckles out of me.
This was very different but definitely a fun read! Thank you for all your hard work in sharing this story with us!
Thank you for this amazing novel. I laughed hard and got reminded of another gem: Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi waćFutsuućno Koushaku Reijou desu!
Made me laugh hard š
A bouquet full of dumbbells for our dear translator who gave us this wonderful story, I pray you gain wonderful muscles!
<3 such a refreshing and different read. tyvm for translating this story!!
lots of fun with ridiculousness, smiles and grins.
binging was very helpful in preventing tears due to past tragedy š
Thank you for your wonderful translation and hard work. I enjoy the muscles cult alot.lol
I am sure that their kingdom will one day become a muscle kingdom, and I cannot be happier.
A muscle kingdom oneshot for those who are interested, and in dire need of comedy muscle stories after the completion of Ally: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n2553go/
cough… WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ACTIVELY SEARCHING FOR MORE MUSCLE STORY
I’m merely doing this for the sake of the community… The muscle cult community
Thank you so much for translating this novel! It’s definitely one of my favorites, and the tl notes/comments only make it better. LONG LIVE THE MUSCLES
Thank you for this wild ride, from the bottom of my soul. It has been MAGNIFICENT and only due to your hard work have I had the chance to enjoy it.
That was a great ending.
It ended in the same way that the plot truly begun; on a path towards perfect muscles.
Thank for the chapter ^^
Errr?…end? O_O
Thank you again Antoinette Vanessa, it’s a good ride ļ½”:.ļ¾ć½(Ā“ā
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)ļ¾ļ¾.:ļ½”+ļ¾Wai nu wedding. We wan wedding. Wedding wedding wedding
Haha anyway, this is fun to read. Thanks for translating the novel for us! And realising the greatness of muscles together
This story was hilarious and ridiculous and I loved it! Thank you so much for your translation and your comments. It was a wild ride! ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r5rUsriBpQ
But Zhongli has no muscles, and no concept of money!
It was a great adventure. Thanks for translating all of this. What a great ride.
Oh! I might have stepped on Saint(LOL) Mia earlier today! That bug had it coming though. I honestly thought the Angels would fold and make Stilla a Saint. She’s just precious, who would complain. This was quite a ride. Had a great time reading it.
Thanks for the novel….
See you for the next one!