Extra 27: The 800-year-old Villainess had fun Every Day
- A crossover between “The Villainess who Only Had 100 Days to Live Had Fun Every Day” and “The 800-Years-Old Villainess who Possessed a Low-Ranking Lady Peacefully Enjoyed her Youth”
“You’ll die in a hundred days—huh? Who are you?”
Don’t ‘who’ me! That should be my line!
Who had summoned this Incorrigible Villainess, Nora Noz? I was falsely accused 800 years ago by the crown prince, who was also my fiancé. According to him, I was a scornful woman who tried to kill his true love. Thus, I was sentenced to eternal sealing.
Although I was supposed to have been sealed away inside a crystal, I suddenly found myself in a white, sparkling, fluffy world. A beautiful youth with long, white hair stared blankly at me.
He seems to have an unusually large amount of magical power…
Even so, I was still a great magician who had been given the title of Great Sage 800 years ago.
After contemplating my situation, I raised my index finger and asked, “Is this what they call the afterlife?”
“Well, it’s a dream world, so close enough, I guess…”
“Am I dead?”
“To be honest, I had intended to summon a child who is destined to die in 100 days so I could advise her on how to spend her remaining days meaningfully…”
I couldn’t help but snort at the white man’s mumbling and the fact that he was saying the exact opposite of what I was saying.
“That’s a pretty arrogant way of thinking, isn’t it?”
Hearing my sarcasm, he pouted in anger.
“I’m still the god of this world, after all.”
Well, I could sense something beyond human understanding…
Trying to uncover his true identity might have been fun, but I doubted he’d have told me the core of it. So, I decided to change the subject.
“By the way, what will happen to that child’s life from now on?”
“Why do I have to tell you? You have nothing to do with it.”
“As an apology for the mistake?”
The god’s face turned very sour at my answer.
Hehe, I feel like teasing him a bit.
“Since you called upon the wrong soul, won’t I end up having to live in that child’s body now? She only has 100 days to live, and that means less time for her to enjoy life in her own body. Who’s to blame? Who could it be that this poor girl will have—”
My tears must’ve had an effect.
Half-crying, god said, “You have an awful personality, you know? Even if you’re a villainess, your personality is just nasty!”
Anyway, according to him, the name of the girl who should have been summoned here was Lelouche Elcage.
She was a 16-year-old duke’s daughter, and was supposed to become the crown princess.
However, after dying in 100 days, her fiancé, the crown prince, would become paralyzed. His younger brother, who would succeed the throne, would be killed by an assassin. In the end, her family would fall into ruin and be trafficked.
Wow, how terrible!
“You can’t just say ‘what a tragedy’?!”
“But it’s not really my problem…”
“Then don’t ask…”
Ignoring the fact that god had a very ungodly expression as he hung his head, I thought for a moment then made a suggestion.
“In that case, god, shall we make a wager?”
“What is this, all of the sudden…?”
“If I can improve her tragedy, there’s something I’d like to ask you.”
I smiled back, and god’s voice became even more subdued.
“Even so, you can’t change her fate of dying in 100 days.”
“So, are you satisfied with the pitiful ending this girl will have?”
God’s eyes seemed to be saying, ‘This girl is troublesome.’
Well, I’m not the kind of person who’d be scared of something like that.
God asked me a question, “What do you want?”
“Grant her anything she wishes for after she dies.”
“Huh?”
I couldn’t stop smiling at god’s question.
“This has nothing to do with you.”
“Then, should I have asked god to confess his love to her?”
“Huh? Why me? To L-Lelouch? Confess? I-I’m a god, you know?”
I know right?
What other reason could there be for a divine being like him to take action and tell a person he had no connection to about her remaining lifespan?
Well, it was kind of cute to see god blush, so maybe I’d help her find love to the best of my power?
“Well, I’m going to make Lelouche’s life a bit more fun.”
“Seriously, who the hell are you?!”
At his question, I grinned as wide as I could, “I’m Nora Noz, the Incorrigible Villainess.”
So, I decided to borrow a bit of the poor girl’s life.
Being sealed away in a crystal had driven me crazy with boredom, so I decided I’d just kill some time here.
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