The Heinous Mysterious Death Green Translation

127: Battle Royal of the Sweethearts

The “Celebration Party to Commemorate the Decision On The Name ‘the Four Executives’” turned into a screaming inferno.

Thinking about it now, Minato and Samecchi can be said to be quite cute.

Countless female mysterious beings fought over Rintaro like toilet paper during the oil crisis, a scene that could have developed into a war between the mysterious beings.

After swinging the sword right, left, up, down, and pulling Rintaro’s arms and legs in any direction they pleased, the struggle for the man became a “bull-splitting” punishment in the Warring States period.

They say tragedies are meant to happen, and that was exactly what happened. It all started with the engagement breakup fiasco of Kuriyama Rintaro, aka the heinous mysterious Death Green.

「Noooooooooo!」

「Just give up, nyanna! In the world of mysterious beings, the fittest is the prey, nyanna!」

「Ahaaan, you make a surprisingly cute voice, I want to eat it, waaan! Muki Muki!」

「Umm Umm! Why don’t we all get along and share? Let’s see, there are 17 of us, so we will divide him into 17 equal parts!」

「You’ve got to be kidding me! Someone please help meeeeee!!!」

The Ark Dominion, a secret society of evil, is literally teeming with “meat-eating girls”. Still, the reason no one had ever laid a hand on Death Green was because of the constant rumors about the women around him.

Otherwise, there would be no reason not to take advantage of an up-and-coming, super-promising talent who was appointed to an executive position after only a few months.

「Gehyohyo, if I can get close to a general, my future will be safe.……」

「I can’t pass up the opportunity to get a chance to make a fortune, nyanna… The annual income is also huge, nyanna…」

「Ugogogogogo! Let’s give birth to a strong child!!!」

「That’s enough of your wild antics! Disperse! Disperse quickly!」

「「「Geh! It’s the law enforcement!」」」

Colonel Usanyi-chan, who could not stand to watch, intervened, and the female mysterious beings ran away as if they were spirderlings. If she had been a little slower to stop them, Rintaro might have really been turned into 17 equal parts.

「Kekeke, There will still be another chance… Gishashasha…」

「Next time I will stop your breathing… No, I’ll capture your heart, nyanzo…」

「Fushyurururururu…… fushyururururururururu……」

The girls watched from afar for a while, but when Colonel Usanyi-chan glared at them, they disappeared one by one.  After the female mysterious beings left, what was left behind was a large amount of chocolate and Rintaro, who had been torn to shreds like a broken toy.

sobs sobs sobs……」

「Hey Corporal Death Green, are you alive?」

「I want to go home……」

「It’s hopeless, he is just not dead yet. Oi Medic!」

The “Celebration Party to Commemorate the Decision On The Name ‘the Four Executives’” continued until midnight.

Rintaro, who had abandoned the hide-and-seek and bingo tournaments, returned to his room and cried on his fluffy bed.

Rintaro was sent to the infirmary, but at his own request, he borrowed crutches and returned to his room.

His entire body, which had been nearly torn apart, was still throbbing, but there was no telling when he might be attacked again. He decided that he would be safer in his room than in a public space such as the infirmary.

「Uuuu… it’s too much, it’s too much…」

At that moment, a small, almost imperceptible laugh reached Rintaro’s ears.

No, even Rintaro would not have paid attention to it at other time. It is precisely because Rintaro is like a fawn frightened of the external enemy now that he was able to detect a voice so faint that he dropped his handkerchief on the carpet.

「Wh- wh- wh- wh- who is it!?」

Rintaro sat up in bed, but there was no one in the room. There was no one was in his “sight”.

Without a sound, a cold, white hand reached from behind Rintaro, touching his neck and his chest.

「Sounds like you’ve had a pretty bad time, senpai.」

Chills running down one’s spine is probably referring to the situation he is in right now. Although Rintaro sensed the dangerous person behind him, he could no longer move a single finger. 

Come to think of it, he didn’t see her at the celebration, but there was no way this woman would miss such a spectacular event as Valentine’s Day.

「Ma- Mayuzumi……? How long have you been there……?」

「It was just before Senpai came back. Oh, I borrowed a shower.」

Even without seeing her face, there was no mistaking her ice-clear voice. Of all the people who are after Rintaro, perhaps the most dangerous was……  The darkness mysterious being Drakirika, Mayuzumi Kirika.

The sensation from Rintaro’s back was soft, smooth, and cold, like when you dived into fresh snow on your back. She said she borrowed the shower, but how many hours ago was that?

「Mayuzumi-san, why do you sleep in other people’s beds without permission……?」

「Oh, did you forget? I was the one who slept on the bed first before Senpai came in.」

Of course, Rintaro didn’t forget, he just didn’t notice Kirika’s existence. This woman was waiting for him in the bed, completely concealing her presence. The thought of using the stealth techniques cultivated at hero school for something like this would have made the predecessors shed big tears behind the grass.

「Crawling into a bed where a girl is sleeping alone at night, Senpai is so daring, isn’t he?」

「What is this malicious booby trap!? It’s just a pitfall!」

「What matters is not the result but the circumstantial evidence, right, Senpai? I consider this an agreement.」

Sususu… Kirika crawled over Rintaro’s body and looked at Rintaro face-to-face.

A faint aromatic scent tickled Rintaro’s nose from her flowing silvery hair, which was unlike any Japanese person. Her pure white skin without a single blemish was covered with a thin sheet, and her slender body line was slightly visible, yet she maintained an exquisite balance of beauty that will take everyone’s breath away, young and old.

Contrary to her face, which was so well-shaped that you couldn’t even bear touch it, her red tongue licked her bewitching thin lips. Her large sky-blue eyes were filled with the heat of passion, and if there were 100 men in the room, 100 would be shot through by her gaze and give up all resistance.

「No chocolate, but I’ll give you something sweeter, senpai. Something sweet that every man in the world wants.」

「Wait, wait, wait! I’ve been through a similar situation before! At least wait until I’m at my best! !」

「Then, without reservation, itadakimasu.」

「In the end, I’ll be the one who gets eaten! ?」

Rintaro, who had been stripped off his clothes, was defending his last stronghold (underpants) with all his might, and was engaged in a back-and-forth battle.

Gacha!

「Aniki, Samecchi has collected all the chocolates Samecchi received, ssuyo.」

It was the appearance of the savior (Samecchi), a messenger from the Kingdom of Health. Hallelujah echoed in Rintaro’s head.

「Samecchiiiiii!!! Nice timingggg!!!」

「Wawa- What happened? Samecchi was worried when she heard aniki had become a shredded bonbon, ssuyo

「……Tsk, is Operation Sweets a failure?」

「Sweets, ssuka!?」

Samecchi reacted to the word sweet. Although it’s probably quite different from the sweet Samecchi was thinking of.

「Oya, are you also curious about it, Samecchi-san? Are you interested in sneakily sharing sweets in secret?」

「Samecchi loves sweets, ssu!」

「Stop Mayuzumi! Don’t infuse the innocent Samecchi with something outrageous!」

Rintaro, who was about to pull in Shamechi as a reinforcement, grabbed Kirika by the shoulders and shook her.

「Isn’t that good, Senpai? I don’t mind at all! Let’s all enjoy sweets together!」

「Mayuzumi! Do you have any idea how hard I’ve been working to clear up everyone’s misunderstandings? I’m going to issue a ban on sweets!」

「……Hah! So aniki was eating something sweet behind the Samecchi’s backs, ssune? That’s not fair, ssu!」

「I wasn’t eating, if I have to say, then I was about to get eaten!」

Samecchi pounced on them, and the three of them ended up crumpled on the king-sized bed.

「It’s true, believe me Samecchi! I’m a victim, you know!」

「No way, ssu! It’s obvious that aniki is hiding the chocolate, ssuyo!」

Samecchi’s round eyes did not miss the bulge in Rintaro’s clothes. As he grabbed onto the sweet, Samecchi put all of her strength in it and pulled it without any hesitation or mercy.

Gyumumumumuuuu! ! ! ! !

It was not sweets that Samecchi clutched with all her might. Where would a man wearing only underpants hide such a thing in the first place?

Rintaro is also a man.

Despite his strong sense of chastity, his body was reacting normally when he was approached by a beautiful girl named Kirika.

「Hogyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!」

Rintaro was sent to the infirmary for the second time today.


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