3. I Don’t Care, So Let Me Go Home!
Good day everyone, this is Rururia.
Why am I alone ā except for a maid ā at the royal palace, you ask? Well, to explain that, weāre going to have to rewind a bit.
Three days earlier, father managed to recover from fainting and went to his office, complaining that he was going to go bald.
Actually, I wanted to tell him that he should worry about that for the rest of his life, but refrained because it was a bit too disrespectful.
On the matter of the reward, the final decision had been: āIt is for our people, not our own House.ā When Iād heard that, Iād really felt that my father and I were blood related.
It was decided that we would tell the people that we were celebrating elder brotherās transfer to another department, which had taken place last month. Well, even if we say that it was a department change, itās not like his designation changed at all, but I guess from the perspective of those in our territory, a celebration was a celebration.
Then, father handed me a letter and spoke with a clear expression.
āThis is???ā
āHis Majesty wants to give you the reward directly, so go to the royal palace.ā
No, no, no, no, no!! Iād punted this responsibility to my father, hadn’t I?!
That is how I was sent to the royal palace by my family, who all had refreshed smiles on their faces. Ah, I wonder if this made the reward easier to accept for them.
For me, an invitation had come from Irene-sama after all, and Sara hadnāt stopped complaining. Even though I had three days until the meeting with His Majesty, I couldnāt even relax one bit!
ā¦Iām sorry, thatās a lie. I ate sweets with Sara, embroidered, read books, and had a good time in general. What? Got a problem with that?
āManya, I wonder why this has happened.ā
āItās because lady luck was with milady.ā
What a cruel maid! Iām not going to accept your romance consultations anymore, okay!
āI apologize for the wait, milady. His Majesty had a prior appointment that seems to be running over.ā
Manya was neither an especially good or bad maid. If weāre talking about her best point, then itās probably her ability to deal with me.
I let out a sigh. āWell, if His Majesty is busy then Iāll probably be able to get the reward and leave straight away.ā
āYou donāt sound like you believe your own words.ā
Thatās rightā¦he went to all the trouble of calling me ā the daughter ā instead of father. Somethingās up. But Manya, itās okay for people to have dreams, you know.
While I had spaced out in the carriage, we arrived at the royal palace. Manya completed the arrival procedures for me and then some knights had asked us to the waiting room, where I was quietly enjoying tea. Hmm, itās delicious!!
āI apologize for making you wait, Rururia-sama.ā
Buāhooo! Iād spit out the entire contents of my cup in shock. The person in front of me looked amused, but I couldnāt have been more embarrassed.
āā¦Pardon me, Your Excellency, knight commander.ā
Thatās right!! Itās the murderer (knight commander)!! Just why are you here?!
āHis Majesty asked me to escort you to him Rururia-samaā¦.butā¦ā Heās reaching out to escort me gracefully, but heās laughing! Heās talking about escorting me while blue in the face from stifling his laughter. Calm down me, I have to at least smile.
āThank you very much.ā
It canāt be helped. Just tolerate it. This teenager has a delicate heart is all. But it seems that his laughter shows no signs of stopping. Well, Iām glad that youāre in a good mood at least!
When he realized that I was staring at him, the murderous and rude bastard (knight commander) bowed slightly. āI apologize for my rudeness. It was just so wonderful thatā¦hahaā¦I was blown awayā¦ā
We got a lot of attention from others as we passed by them. Their eyes went wide at the unusual sight of the knight leader ā famed as the ice-cold knight ā laughing.
āIāll take it as a compliment.ā I tried to reply calmly, with a perfect smile, but my voice was definitely unhappy.
Thatās when he started laughing aloud! Excuse me, just where did the ice-cold knight go? Hey, knight commander?
Itās fine, itās fine, but for the time being can you please stop laughing, I wonder.
āNow this is a rare sight.ā
In the end, this rude bastard (knight commander) didnāt stop laughing even when we reached His Majestyās room. I canāt believe him. Please donāt laugh in front of His Majesty like that, itās rude.
āMy apologies for the tardinessā¦ā He escorted me perfectly even while laughing like that. If you play with a maidenās feelings like youāre just going to get told off, you know!
Well, in my case, I feel like Iāve been played around with in a different way though.
āI am grateful for your invitation, Your Majesty.ā
Letās ignore that rude bastard (knight commander) for now and greet His Majesty.
āIām glad youāve arrived safely. Now please, sit down.ā
While I was wary of His Majesty, who seemed to be in a very good mood, I thought Iād thank that rude guy (knight commander) for escorting me before sitting down so I turned towards him.
ā¦Why are you sitting too?!
That rude bastard (knight commander), who didnāt miss my suspicious expression, burst out laughing once again. (Hey, if youāre a gentleman then you should have ignored it!) Your āboiling pointā is pretty low today, huh? Mr. Ice-Cold Knight (LOL)ā¦
He turns away from me but keeps laughing. Reluctantly, I take a seat next to him. Itās the only seat available after all!
āIām curious about this unusual sight, so letās get rid of our tasks first.ā
ā¦Your Majesty, there should only be one ātask.ā What else is there?!
His Majesty hands me a sealed letter that an attendant had been holding onto. My reverent expression when accepting the letter was really impressive.
But it seems that I donāt have to open it because itās addressed to my father!
āThis is the reward for your territory. Youāll find ten barrels of a treasured royal wine and a subsidy ā accepting your application for a levee protection project ā written in the letter.ā
Alright! We got something surprisingly good, father!!
As it was a rather weak application, the subsidy had been put off for a long time. With this, everyone will be happy.
āThank you very much. We are very grateful, Your Majesty.ā After I thanked him wholeheartedly, His Majesty suddenly gave me a big smile. Why??
āThey had terrible attitudes, but theyāre quite handsome. This young maiden gave a bigger smile to these documents than she did to themā¦Have you already withered despite your young age?ā
Excuse me, Your Majesty, that was far too direct.
āHmmā¦thatās not really the case. Itās justā¦ā Ah, to be honest, wasnāt the way I was headed too disrespectful?! Then, I took a look at His Majestyās face and felt from his expression that it would be fine even if I spoke freely. āNo matter how you look at it, those people would have been more harmful than beneficial to me, whereas this subsidy is good for both my territory and family. Itās useless to compare them.ā
I feel like I can hear big brother shouting: āStop it!ā But it must be a hallucination.
āOh, oh? It would be more harmful than beneficial!ā
Your Majesty, why are your eyes shining? No, itās okay, I wonāt ask so please just let me go! Your expression right now is way too powerful! Iām just a young girl, okay!
āI see it now! My eyes werenāt wrong after all!ā
Iām glad that heās in a good mood, but why is even the guy next to me reacting?! I wonāt think ārude bastardā every time I see you anymore, so please help me leave, Your Excellency, knight commander!
āYour Majesty, there is no doubt. I wonder if we can move on to the main subject now.ā
No, no, the main subject is over. What are you talking about? I. Want. To. Go. Home.
āYes! Thatās right!ā His Majesty nodded powerfully, proclaiming the following with a glittering smile on his face. āRururia Talbot! From this moment onward, you will be appointed as the Kingās exclusive venting partner!ā[1]
Iām so stunned that I forget my heavy shoulders and clench my fists involuntarily.
Eh, canāt I decline this somehow?!
Whaaa get paid just listening someone ranting or complaining about their lifeu is one good easy money the another’s stressful because it can get you bad mood too kekeke
Poor her im sure her family will have a stomache full day
Thank you for the update
Ī£(ć°ā½Ā°)ć Don’t worry, her family shows up pretty soon and they won’t let you down ROFL. And you’re very welcome!
Hoky shit that was unexpected i was laughing so much in the middle of the night hahahahhaha im dead
Glad you liked it!! Honestly, every here character is a gem ā§ć»ļ¾:*
Thanks for the chapter~
Offuā my dream job, hehehe (ā§āā¦). Ignoring the rumours about being the kingās concubine that bound to happens, the easiest job ever in my opinion Ź ļ¼āāæāļ¼Ź.
You’re very welcome! Hahahaha, for real though! It’s okay, I’m sure Mr. Ice-Cold Knight (LOL) will protect her should something happen (though who am I kidding, she’d probably beat up anyone who started such a rumor. Love this girl.)
oh, yeah. this is gonna be hilarious. i mean, you’re being PAID to LISTEN to someone rant about the ridiculousness of his court, like it isn’t the best drama ever. and most likely paid handsomely while creating good relations with the literal king of your country that you could ask for small concessions if it’s for the good of your people and territory. if this isn’t like watching your grandma rant about her latest telenovela, then i don’t know what it is. this is hilarious. this is so so good. let me send you good vibes, dear tl-san, for picking this up and sharing it. i already love it to bits.
Yeah! Honestly, I would love this job! Cause, you have no responsibility to fix anything, you’re just listening…and if you’re smart about it you can blackmail some unsavory individuals (āąøŗć¼ā¦)ć But you’re really right on some of the stuff that’s gonna happen, it’s uncanny.
You’re very welcome! I’m so glad you like it! There’s a manga adaptation too, so check it out if you’re interested (ā§ā½ā¦)
i did not know that there was a manga adaptation. imma look for it now. thank you!
Anytime! ļ¼ļ¼¾vļ¼¾ļ¼