56. Extra Edition/ Braiding
“Will, will you lend me your hair?”
Hearing my words, Will stiffened and became wary.
“What are you…?”
I meant what I said.
Today was a tea party with Will.
However, the weather was unfortunately raining, so Will and I had to enjoy the tea in the drawing room.
When the topic was about to change, I suddenly asked that.
I wanted him to lend me his hair for a little bit. But Will’s reaction was, of course, weirded out while still holding the teacup. I stared at his silky, thin, golden thread of hair that was almost transparent. His hair looked good…
“What, I said I want you to lend me your hair.”
“What does Tia want to do with my hair?”
I shook my head to answer the confused Will. I didn’t mean it in the way he was thinking of! It wasn’t like I would use it for anything weird! But… I put down my teacup and stood up.
Will’s embarrassed eyes chased after me, and I couldn’t say anything. Speaking of which, it was the first time that I saw Will act like that…
“I want to touch Will’s hair.”
Will put his hand on the armrest of the sofa and nodded at my request.
“Ah, is that so. I thought you’re going to either pluck or cut off my hair…”
“That’s not what I was implying at all.”
“I wonder about that… Tia has a penchant of doing unimaginable things.”
…What does he mean by that?
I wonder if Will thinks I am more aggressive than I really am?
Certainly, I am a little too strong for a noble lady.
I don’t think someone who experienced one or two life threatening encounters like me is a good model for a noble lady…
But when those things happened, if I hadn’t faced them, I wouldn’t have survived…
…when I thought about it, I was suddenly pulled—
—my balance was gone as I sank into the sofa. Will’s light blue* eyes stared into mine.
“…So? You want to touch it, right? My hair?”
“…Is it okay?”
“Of course, it’s Tia, after all.”
I couldn’t stand this sweet and sour atmosphere. I diverted my gaze when I felt my face turn hot. I could feel Will’s gaze.
“W, well then, now that you’ve given me your permission…”
Inadvertently stuttering, I stood on the sofa quietly. …Wouldn’t my teachers be angry if I was saw behaving like this… Their gazes were already severe when they heard I was taking up swordsmanship. Still, I didn’t regret learning sword fighting.
As I thought so, I gently ran my fingers through Will’s hair. The gold thread that was his hair slipped between them.
How enviable…
As it was, I grabbed Will’s hair, and using my fingertips, started braiding it. By the way, that was the reason I wanted to touch Will’s hair. I wanted to try braiding Will’s hair.
I wondered if Will felt uncomfortable, hence he asked the next question.
“…Tia, what are you doing?”
“Triple-braiding…? …No, I’m simply braiding you.”
“But braiding is for women…! I mean, sure, my hair is long—it hurts! It hurts, hurts, Tia, be careful!”
Will screamed when I tightened the braid. However, his voice was weak. Will’s hair was so smooth—it felt as if it would break easily.
“I’m sorry, does it hurt?”
“It hurts… Tia sure is clumsy…”
When I looked at his face, he was unusually teary—it must be very painful…
I couldn’t bear to continue anymore, so I let go. At that moment, his hair, which had light and smooth pigment quickly reverted back to its original style.
But his hair was really smooth… I wondered what kind of treatment he was using… I would ask him later.
“…So why did Tia suddenly think about braiding?”
“When I had a tea party with other noble ladies, it became a topic. Girls who can braid themselves have a high feminine level.”
“…And that’s how Tia ended up wanting to braid. But why me?”
“I couldn’t do it with my own hair. I couldn’t do it well even before the mirror, and my arms cramped…”
“…Tia is really clumsy…”
Please don’t pity me. I didn’t think it would work… I didn’t even think it was possible in the first place. Even when I was standing before the mirror, it was a mirror, as such, I couldn’t grasp the sense of distance.
Perhaps because I was moving my arms in an unreasonable way, I ended up spraining it and had to scream for my maid…
What was more, I couldn’t admit it to him, because it was too embarrassing… To think that I would end up spraining my arm because I was trying to braid my hair in an unreasonable way…
When I was remembering that time, my shoulders were suddenly grabbed and I was turned around.
Surprised by the sudden change in visibility, I heard Will saying happily—
“—then I’ll braid Tia’s hair instead.”
“Will can do that?”
“I wonder? But I guess I can do it by mimicking you. First, I should take some hair from here…”
As it was, Will began to take my hair and started braiding. I didn’t know how it looked because there was no mirror—but I felt no pain at all. Will’s cold fingertips often touched my hair, and also my ears.
“U, um, Will…”
“Hm? Does it hurt?”
“N, no, I’m fi-fine, but…”
I, I wondered, what was this!? What was this!?
Why was I feeling bashful?! I felt that my face was hot, so hot unlike what I had ever felt before! Every time Will’s fingertips touched me, a voice would inadvertently leak from me—a voice, as if I was tickled!
“…Alright, done. Tia has long hair, braiding it was worth it. …Tia?”
“Y, yes!?”
It seemed that the braiding had been completed without me realizing it. By the way, I felt that my hair, which was usually pulled down, was pulled behind a little—even though I couldn’t see it, I was sure my hair was braided.
However, I couldn’t turn my head around, and stayed as I was.
“…Tia?”
“…What is it, Will?”
My voice quivered a little. When I felt embarrassed, my heartbeat accelerated, and when Will stared at me, it only became faster.
Suddenly Will’s cold fingertips touched the back of my neck.
“Hya…!?”
“I’m sorry, Tia. I can see it.”
“H, huh!?”
I was surprised because of my feelings and Will’s words, and so I turned around.
There was Will, who seemed to be saying something. He looked both troubled and happy.
“Tia, you’re flushed to your neck. Ever since I started braiding you, I could see it. …Ah, I want to marry you soon.”
“…Too soon for that.”
I spoke out politely, but to be honest, I was very happy to hear that from him. I also wanted to get married faster. I thought so, but I knew it would be difficult to realize.
Will was a prince and I was the daughter of a duke. Even if we decided our marriage now, it would take a year before it could happen—I, I am not saying that I want to get marriage right now!
It felt as if I was the only one who was embarrassed, so I stared at Will.
Will seemed to still saying something with a wavering expression, and I decided to kiss him to reassure him—
“—!”
Gachin! Our teeth collided with each other.
Will always kissed me, therefore that was the first time I took the initiative.
I immediately knew that I was bad at kissing.
By the way, the braiding Will gave me was so good, I thought my maid was the one who did it…
I wondered if Will could do anything…?
I was losing my confidence as a woman…
*ウィルの薄い青色の瞳と目が合った。
U~iru no usui aoiro no hitomi to megaatta (Oh hell yeah, Will’s eyes color changed again! Just great!)
***T/N: Alternate title for this chapter “That Dumb Idiotic Moronic Bitch who is Suck Ass at Everything”
“What, I said I want you to lend me your hair.”
“What do Tia want to do with my hair?”
How long will this stupid banter last…
“I wonder about that… Tia has a penchant of doing unimaginable things.”
I can list 101 things which would prove that rather than ‘unimaginable’, she’s just ‘dumb’ but seeing that this is the last chapter I’m gonna translate, I don’t wanna flashback again to all those times. I just wanna purge myself of this.
…What does he mean by that?
I wonder if Will thinks I am more aggressive than I really am?
Certainly, I am a little too strong for a noble lady.
What, no, you’re certainly not.
I don’t think someone who experienced one or two life threatening encounters like me is a good model for a noble lady…
Ahahaha. What do you think the life in royal palace will be, Tia? On the contrary, being the queen is probably the position that courted the most life threatening encounters–whoops! I am not supposed to mention those things, seeing how deem you and your author are at making you ‘pure’ of all those knowledge about power play, and treachery in court–yknow, those things that are rampant in the life of royalty.
…Wouldn’t my teachers be angry if I was saw behaving like this…
*Flashback to all the disgusting, vile, heinous shit that happened the last few chapters.
Nah, they won’t. At least not about this instance. You’ve already behaved a lot worse.
“But braiding is for women…! I mean, sure, my hair is long—it hurts! It hurts, hurts, Tia, be careful!”
Ah, the prince is being sexist yet again, I see.
“When I had a tea party with other noble ladies, it became a topic. Girls who can braid themselves have a high feminine level.”
The department you lack most is BRAIN, Tia. Fix that first, you can’t do braiding without brain, you know.
Please don’t pity me. I didn’t think it would work… I didn’t even think it was possible in the first place. Even when I was standing before the mirror, it was a mirror, as such, I couldn’t grasp the sense of distance.
I can’t braid my hair. Never interested to do so. Therefore, ladies and gents in the comment section, please enlighten me, ‘couldn’t grasp the sense of distance between you and the mirror when braiding’–is this problem common? Or is this a problem only someone like Tia would have?
Perhaps because I was moving my arms in an unreasonable way, I ended up spraining it and had to scream for my maid…
…But, but, magic, and sword play… those kind of things required exactly the mastery over hand movement, right…? You’re telling me this bitch is the same girl who blocked that IKEA dragon’s claw back then through sheer reflex and casts countless spell, which required you to move your hand diagonally and all that??
…
……
Where’s Vioris? He’s her sword instructor, right? And he should be the most decent dude in the whole series. He should have a decent explanation for this–
To think that I would end up spraining my arm because I was trying to braid my hair in an unreasonable way…
–ok, no need for that. Just fire that guy. No kidding, he did a piss poor job if this is how she ends up after a braiding attempt.
Will’s cold fingertips often touched my hair, and also my ears.
Ok, why is his fingers cold? The only instance I’ve read a guy’s hand described as being cold is in a thriller literature and not in romance, and the guy is usually the psychopath… it fits I guess, no complain, there.
Why was I feeling bashful?! I felt that my face was hot, so hot unlike what I had ever felt before! Every time Will’s fingertips touched me, a voice would inadvertently leak from me—a voice, as if I was tickled!
This dumb girl brings the saying ‘dick for brain’ to an entire new level. I mean, that lack of brain need to be covered with something to make it all balanced…
“Tia, you’re flushed to your neck. Ever since I started braiding you, I could see it. …Ah, I want to marry you soon.”
“…Too soon for that.”
I spoke out politely, but to be honest, I was very happy to hear that from him. I also wanted to get married faster. I thought so, but I knew it would be difficult to realize.
Will was a prince and I was the daughter of a duke. Even if we decided our marriage now, it would take a year before it could happen—I, I am not saying that I want to get marriage right now!
OH SO NOW YOU’RE KEEN UPON MARRYING HIM! AND FOR WHAT REASON!? I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW.
I wondered if Will could do anything…?
No, it’s just you who suck at everything.
IT ENDS, GUY. I WANT A PARADE–I DEMAND A PARADE!!!!!
Now perhaps some of you are wondering, why did I hold on this long to this dumpster fire?
Well, I reap what I sow, basically.
Long ago, to a reader whom I’ve already forgotten the name, I plain boasted how professional I am; that no matter how bad the series are, there would be those who like it; that when you post sth online, it’s no longer about you, so I will finish this story no matter what.
I remembered word per word of what I said back then. If a time machine is already invented, the amount of those words are the numbers of bullet I would discharge at my past self for being so goofy.
–I think the commenter’s name is Marie–
–MARIE (SO SORRY IF YOUR NAME ISN’T MARIE, PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME, I AM SOMEONE WHO’S CAPABLE TO MISREMEMBER ‘PAUL’ AS ‘JOHANNES’), IF YOU’RE READING THIS, YES, I AM SUFFERING. I AM SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THE PROMISE I CARELESSLY MADE BACK THEN. I NEVER THOUGHT TRANSLATING COULD BE THIS HARD EMOTIONALLY. YES, I JUST PUT MYSELF IN THE SHOES OF A TOO-DUMB-TO-LIVE GIRL FOR MONTHS!!!! BUT I DID FULFIL MY PROMISE, AYE? BACK AT THE TIME WHEN I MADE THAT PROMISE, THE STORY ENDED HERE, SO IT’S CONSIDERED FINISHING THE STORY, RIGHT?! OKTHXBAI I NEED TERAPHY.
AND YES, THE FUTURE CHAPTERS OF THIS STORY SHALL NEVER BE TRANSLATED BY ME AGAIN. LIFE IS TOO SHORT–NOT WASTING IT ON THIS.
Hello,
Thanks for the translation ! While i tried to excuse some of the things at the start (and felt your rants were a bit aggressive/pessimistic), you were in the right.
It’s a bit sad, the start of the story was something that could have been developed in interesting ways (“dispassionate character with realistic outlook but actually has an easy to read face even though she thinks she is poker facing”), but the amount of uninteresting and unengaging developments, plot holes, inconsistencies and sheer stupidity turned it into a pile of manure. And then the authors qualities shined as he/she managed to expound on and develop that pile of manure exceedingly well, making it bigger and worse with high consistency chapter after chapter.
Oh well, at least it was relatively short and TNs/comments provided some catharsis.
The only way the female lead’s out of nowhere turnaround, from consistently thinking and saying that she has no feelings for the ml and wants an annulment to suddenly claiming she loves him and can’t wait to marry and have his kids, is if when they meet back up in 54 he immediately uses Charm magic on her. I mean, they already established that was a thing along along with the fact that he’s one of the best at magic, and her 180 is incredibly out of nowhere and strong shortly after he hugs her. In fact, after that he also goes on to refuse to allow her to stray from his side for more than a few hours when we know there is some kind of time limit to Charm if the caster isn’t around. Wait, I just made this terrible story even more horrifying to read/translate didn’t I? I’m glad you’re finally free of it because now this is officially a psychological horror story and I’m throughly creeped out.
well, that makes it much more interesting
Thank you so much for your hard work, but OMG that was painful ?
I binge read it in one go (mostly, not gonna lie, towards the end I was skimming purely because I needed closer at 4:30am).
I should not if read your translation of the witch and her crush requesting the love potion, that gave me too many expectations for this story.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m so thankful for both your translations and commentary. It’s the author I want to bitchslap. It got first??? Seriously???
I don’t know, maybe as a dv survivor it hit too many nerves, or I’m just a dreamer of unrealistic romance.
If you have any sweet ones, maybe ones with some development in them ?? like Lucia and under the oak tree (both that they are without their issues too but)?, please recommend them to this poor lonely 33 yo mother of 4, they are her only escape and source of romance I’m her life ??❤️❤️❤️
I’m sorry that you have to go through such painful experience 🙁
For the fluffy romance story, try my other project ‘Your Majesty the Voice of your heart is leaking’ the guy is A+++ grade and know how to treat his woman right.
This was a perfect opportunity to recruit someone else into the muscle cult
Thank you for your hard work! And congratulations for being finished with this story! I’m glad its over! It was an absolute dumpster fire of a story. But your comments made the whole thing worth it.
I recommend you kingdom of everlasting night!!
Oh, looks like fun! I’ll definitely check it out.
To be honest, I’m planning on reading all of your translated stories whenever I have free time, so you can watch out for my comments on all of them.
Thats good to hear!!! Im sorry if I came off as immature in my Tia’s rants.
I enjoyed all your rants, so no need to apologise.
Also thanks for sticking out this long!!! Tbh the moment u post a comment at every chapter I start to skim Tia’s chapter again and i start wondering how did i survive that much pain back then…
How did you manage to last til the end???
Nowadays Tia is That Story that Mustn’t be Named amongst American Faux readers.
I’ve been really enjoying your translation of “I am a Duchess who has Rewound Nine Times” so I thought I’d check out another of your translations. I seem to have picked the worst possible choice (I totally agree with that nickname, it really is that bad), but it did manage to prove to me that I enjoy your translations and all of your rants/comments, because I usually would have quit a story like this pretty early on.
Calling someone a “Tia” has also become an insult among us at Faux
haha! I love it! I’ll have to remember that one.
Girl if you ever read Your Majesty I Want You …you would probably jump out the window. I couldn’t even finish the first chapter.
I read everything.
Everything is intended.
The author is writing a toxic story, she isnt trying to glorify anything, just a pure, toxic, story, between two toxic people.
I couldn’t stand him treating her like a toy and noped out.
Yeah and later when she is given the opportunity to do the same to him, instead of finally freeing her life of him she chose to revenge, even though thats just puny.
At that point i can’t say i am rooting for any of the two.
Then they end up together.
They. End. Up. Together. Is she delusional!
As ive said, they are both equally toxic.
Btw the ML DARES say he treat her like sex slave cuz he loves her.
At first i keep raging thinking its another rape disguised as love story but it isnt haha. It is what it is.
Ugh thank goodness it’s over! I only made it this far (yeah I skipped reading the last 2 extras cos they were so disgusting, but that doesn’t count right? ?) thanks to the translator’s comments; thank you so much for them! They were so hilarious they saved this ?! I’m not a fan of the author after this, but I’m a fan for you translator!
Thank you, thank you *throw roses
Shjdjfjdjaoakald I need something to cleanse my soul after reading this. Congratulations for putting up with this damn that felt like eternity. It doesnt even have that emotional payoff that I was looking for ??
It’s hilarious when I got Hair Ads for this chapter.
I saw a conversation which went “why are there so many bad isekai stories?” To which the answer was “there are just as many bad shoujo stories, and all other genres.” Thanks for helping to prove that by translating this.
This is isekai too, you know.
Yay! Your suffering is now over with! That is unless with the third arc being created the story isn’t tehcnically “complete,” but no one deserves the punishment of translating that. (Whatever it is.) But what kind of parade would you like? Prince Ali parade from Aladdin or are we talking about the parades where the knights came home victoriously from battle?
THE PARADE WHERE WE RANSACK TIA KINGDOM AND SLAUGHTER EVERYONE–yeah the ali one is good.
I like braids, I even took the time to learn how to braid my hair on my own. This chapter is making me regret everything.
It’s done it’s gone it’s done it’s gone it’s done gone
Freedooooooooooooooom
Omedetou Vanessa-san, this will haunt us NO MORE.
She sprained her arm…braiding her hair. So she goes to try to braid psycho stalker’s hair instead. Never occurred to practice on a piece of rope first?
Btw, shall miss the translator rants 🙂 Will not miss the story that wasn’t a story… 😛
I can braid my own hair, and don’t really need mirror for that. But what has it got to do with feminity? I can climb trees too so booo Tia. Congrats to you, you are finally free from these 2 idiots.
The author wrote with men vs women mindset.
Wait. Wait. Hold the fuck up. Chotto fucking matte kudasai. This?! This is what you’ve been dealing with?! Oh my Saints and Sinners it’s worse than you described. First of all braiding isn’t actually a gendered thing in nobility. I can name 10 male noble characters that have braids. It’s not even a gendered thing period. Second of all, braiding usually requires hand-eye coordination for the front and sides of you head, and hand-body coordination for the back of your head. Martial artists usually have those things that’s why the morning skilled practitioners are able to style hair splendidly. If you could say, I don’t know, block a BLOW FROM A FROM A DRAGON BY REFLEX BRAIDING HAIR SHOULDN’T BE HARD!!! Third?! She’s a Duke’s only child and she’s saying she’s too strong after only being in danger on or two times?! Five or more is the average for nobility. 10 if you’re the crown prince’s fianceé. She’s pure alright. So pure she’ll die within a year of her marriage into the Royal family or within a week of coronation. I’m angered as martial artist. I’m angered as a hairdresser’s baby sister. I’m angered as a reincarnated Royal. I’m angered as a writer. I’m angered as a chef, which is weird but happening.
And now I’ll compose a song.
?This Kingdom is Fucked!
This Kingdom is Screwed!
Laugh!!
Shout!!
Rejoice!!
For this Kingdom is DOOMED!!
There once was a queen with nothing in her head
She had miraculous accomplishments she married
But her brain was so harried
That after to her king she had been wed
Before their anniversary she turned up Dead.
This Kingdom is Fucked!
This Kingdom is Screwed!
Laugh!!
Shout!!
Rejoice!!
For this Kingdom is DOOMED!!
There once was a king with a heart of Nacht
He wanted to keep his love in lock
Over her he would obsess
He took advantage of her pure brain
And dependency on him he trained
And when she died when his “love” exceeded excees?
He looked around for someone to blame
But, Alas, he had run out of people to frame!
This Kingdom is Fucked!
This Kingdom is Screwed!
Laugh!!
Shout!!
Rejoice!!
For this Kingdom is DOOMED!! ?
Congratulations on making it through this terrible thing. You did it Vanessa!! Now you don’t have to deal with this bitch anymore!!
Lol you can already tell its rly terrible from one chapter?!?!
Not even the whole thing, just your highlights, but yes. In the end my instinct to drop it like an uncorked grenade was correct.
Is it really true that everyone would attempt to assassinate the queen? Like, is this a frequent thing?
Not everyone. Not in countries with good public order. Not if the queen is a good ruler who benefits the country. Otherwise, yes. Because there are usually some terrible people in the Royal court. There’s a reason that part of Queen training is self-defense and poison recognition. The death of the queen you see in stories, that was usually planned. Hell I want to assassinate this girl myself before she even reaches the throne. The Prince too.
A FEW CHAPTERS BACK THE PRINCE FREELY GIVE A RARE GEM THAT COULD ONLY BE MINED IN ROYAL FAM SPECIAL QUARRY TO EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED HIS PARTY. THAT DOESNT SOUND FAIR!?!??! WHAT ABOUT THE COMMONERS WHO DONT ATTEND!?
Wait is he one if those idiots who don’t know the value of money? It sounds like he is.
He just did a condemnation event yea. Where he revealed all the grisly murders that happened. So as a consolation price for what happened, FREE GEMS EVERYONE.
…and that would make sense how? At the very least give them something they can use instead of something that can be used to accuse them of treason.
Its a rare precious gem and is limited af… Future investment, whats that amirite
This is a prince who opted to ride carriage back home because teleport spell cause slight nausea you know. He prefers that long, swaying back and forth journey in a carriage with added risk of robbery.
…Oh my Saints and Sinners.
I’m glad I sided with the assassins, now.
Anyone know someone who works for a recording company….I would like to have this song recorded and make it popular!!!
Thank you!
PHOENIXIR. I CANT. I JUST READ THIS STORY WHERE THE CROWN PRINCE IS SO INFATUATED WITH A THOT WHEN THE THOT ACCUSE A DIGNIFIED KNIGHT OF RAPING HER, HE IMMEDIATELY CAPTURED AND TORTURED THE KNIGHT MERCILESSLY
sigh Why do people keep writing garbage like that? Let me guess. The Prince is engaged to someone else. The knight has the fiancee’s best interests in mind so he tried to warn thot. Thot tried to seduce him but it didn’t work because he has no interest in her. So thot sicced the black hearted prince in him by saying he raped her. Which I’m guessing also doubles as a cover for her not being a virgin.
ITS A GOOD STORY PHOENIX TRUST ME. I THINK THE AUTHOR DID HER RESEARCH. THE MALE LEAD IS MUSCLY TOO, WAIT UNTIL I RELEASED IT OK?
I’ll put my faith in you.
Phoenixir, i encountered this kind of development a few times now, but is it true a noble has a custom of repaying gratitude using their body *hinthint?
No? Maybe ordering labor. Maybe volunteering to be a bodyguard if they’re eccentric. Maybe working for someone if they’re…odd. But other than that the only nobles that would actually do that are either fallen or perverts like the Noble Her years of Mushoku Tensei.
visibly disappointed
I thought it would be a good plot point for a pure noble ML after MC saved his life… “U saved my life, accept this body of mine!!! ”
Does that sounds nonsensical??? He is in love with her…
Um…maybe if these nobles have some sort of conduct or tradition related to that but… I can’t grasp it.
By fallen, do you mean those who lost their title?
Yes, that are their house is ruined and their fortune lost
*Noble Greyrats. Damn you auto-correct!!
I am still intent in trying to make this song popular.
BTW, I just noticed it but pheonixr guessed what happened to Jerd right…..
Really? Yay!
Ugghh that unnecessary cheese that no one asked..
Finally, its over
If we’re talking about a simple braid…
I think most people can do that unless the hair is too short or uneven.
Or maybe she has serious hand coordination problems because of her permanent brain damage?
I don’t remember exactly from my Japanese class, but I think that some Japanese believe cold hands represent a warm heart? Or was it warm hands, cold heart?
Who knows? Maybe he’s actually already an undead monster that’s been feeding off the last bits of her intelligence or something?
The Stereotypical reincarnation of a lady has updated ? I was quite happy after reading that… so cleansing… and Beware of the Villainess also updated!… Bliss! fuck me if Melissa ever did any of this shit in that story it would be to inflict pain.. Muahaha!
Kuq ku!!! i miss you!!! how have you been!?
https://imgur.com/Kgo7j4O
Congratulations Antoinette Vanessa-san! You are finally free!
Oh ho ho ho! that’s what you think! not even lol hahaha,
“Ah, is that so. I thought you’re going to either pluck or cut off my hair…”
JUST HOW DID YOU END UP WITH THIS CONCLUSION?????? DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS AS BRUTAL AS YOU????
“I wonder about that… Tia has a penchant of doing unimaginable things.”
IT IS UNIMAGINABLE IF YOU THINK OF HER AS AN AVERAGE PERSON BUT IF YOU THINK OF HOW DUMB SHE IS NOTHING IS UNIMAGINABLE.
But when those things happened, if I hadn’t faced them, I wouldn’t have survived…
REALLY???? DID YOU REALLY FACE THEM TIA??? I THOUGHT ALL YOU DID WAS GET SHOCKED???? I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT YOU FACING A PROBLEM.
Wouldn’t my teachers be angry if I was saw behaving like this…
YOUR LUCKY YOU AIN’T MY STUDENT…..
“But braiding is for women…! I mean, sure, my hair is long—it hurts! It hurts, hurts, Tia, be careful!”
GO TIA!!!! GO ON PULL ON HIS HAIR MORE!!!! PULL IT UNTIL THE SCALP OF THAT SEXIST GETS RIPPED OFF!!!!
“It hurts… Tia sure is clumsy…”
WE ALL KNOW TIA ISN’T CLUMSY SHE IS JUST PLAIN DUMB.
“When I had a tea party with other noble ladies, it became a topic. Girls who can braid themselves have a high feminine level.”
I HAD NEVER BRAIDED MY HAIR AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW….I ONLY KNOW HOW TO TIE A PONY TAIL AND SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRuLil19KMiP-jSU9TgQRX6D9Espmh27iiux3IUKEfUdIFDyPTI&usqp=CAU
SO I AM SORRY IF I DO NOT HAVE A HIGH FEMININE LEVEL WHICH BTW, DOESN’T MATTER TO ME…
What was more, I couldn’t admit it to him, because it was too embarrassing… To think that I would end up spraining my arm because I was trying to braid my hair in an unreasonable way…
JUST HOW UNREASONABLE WAS THAT UNREASONABLE WAY IS????
WERE YOU TRYING TO BRAID YOUR HAIR WHILE IN A POSITION LIKE THIS:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcR0FUaN8zI95YKXlVkc3bFYzC1Q4bna_Onwr8-ah_fNEN960-oh&usqp=CAU
I also wanted to get married faster.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON’T WANT TO MARRY HIM ANYMORE SO YOU WANTED HIM TO ANNUL YOUR ENGAGEMENT??????
When I saw the chapter title I thought they were braiding ropes to use for tying their own noose…….I am disappointed that they didn’t.
Thank God this is the last one….