23. The Returnee Noble Lady (22)
Sensing the magic, Hadith lifted his faceâit came from the naval port.
âHadith! Listen to this, Hadith! Your bride is just too amusing!â
His partner, whom he tasked to watch over Jill, slipped past the kitchen wall.
The smirking figure had no dignity of a god whatsoeverâwhile measuring the amount of fresh cream, Hadith turned his cold eyes at Rave.
âDidnât I tell you to protect her? Even though my hands arE full with preparing her welcome partyâŚâ
âI donât even have to, I tell you! She escaped on her own. When I reached the cathedral, what an amazing sight it was! Sheâs fighting the enemy in there!â
Towards the unexpected response, Hadith stopped stirring the whip cream.
âHa? Fighting? Why would sheââ
âShe even said the same thing as you! âMy hands are full, so please return to Hadithââshe treated this Dragon God me like a hindrance!â
Rave laughed, and ate a piece of peach intended to be the cakeâs decoration without permission.
âHmm, yummy~! What are you making?â
âPeach mousse. Stop stuffing your mouth and answer. Whatâs the situation?â
âMiss Sufia is being protected in the cathedral. The surviving Northern Division is working hard under your brideâs command to push the enemy back. Theyâre planning to reclaim the naval portâamazing, isnât it? Cool!â
âTo reclaim the naval port⌠she really plans to do that?â
âNot only âplans toâ, but thatâs what sheâs currently doing.â
Because she could fight to some extent using her magical power, it was expected that she would try to escape on her own. But he didnât expect her to try to reclaim the naval port.
âShe gave a speech for you, the Majesty Emperor. Said speech made the Northern Division believe that you were the one who sent her to their rescue.â
âDonât tell me, sheâs trying to save everyone⌠what an unreasonable thing to doâŚâ
However, she did manage to raise the Northern Divisionâs moral. She also found a way to save Sufia, something that Hadith alone couldnât achieve.
âWhat are the chances of those bandits running away? Will there be any damage to the town?â
âThereâs no damage because theyâre only rampaging inside the naval port. Little Miss isnât letting them escape from there. Oh yes, the ship in the harbor was also smashed!â
âSo, she doesnât only plan to catch the assailants, but to also prevent Marquis Veil from escaping? My bride is too awesome!â
Instead of succumbing to stigma, they used this opportunity to attain an achievement instead. In that case, the honor of the naval port could be maintained. Instead of it being thought of as a blunder, everyone would see it as one of the Northern Divisionâs operations.
To the point that they could probably reveal that Marquis Veil was pulling the strings behind the scenes.
I thought she would escape with Lady Sufia, but everything is going beyond my expectationsâŚ
âThe reconstruction cost will naturally come from Marquis Veilâs pocket. Better than wiping out his entire family, right?â
âWhat goes around comes around, huh?â
âIn the face of his crime, I doubt this would be considered as sufficientâbut it is set.â
âWhat a relief.â
Hadith, who poured the mousse mixed with whip cream into a mold, blinked. He didnât grasp the meaning of the previous words.
âBecause this means that Lady Sufia, and also Marquis Veil, donât need to be abandoned and killed. You can become an Emperor that isnât hated by everyone, one that rules without a politics of fear!â
When he realized that, his eyes went wide. His previous, fierce, feelings swelled up again.
ââŚI, in short, I, I can become an Emperor thatâs loved by everyoneâ!?â
ââŚI didnât say that⌠Iâm just saying that you have a good bride. In truth, I suppose youâre really overjoyed right now.â
âS, stop itâŚâ
His heartbeats were so loudâhe covered his mouth with his palm.
ââŚthe sickness, is acting up again⌠waterâŚâ
âAh, okay, please also do something about that disappointing state of yours⌠or youâll end up getting dumped, you know.â
âD, donât say that! Itâs bad for my heart! And why is that, exactly?â
âAfter all, you arenât doing anything noteworthy right now.â
Due to the impact of those words, his movement stopped. Water spilled out of the titled jug onto his apron.
âOi, itâs spilling! Towel, towel! If you get soaked like that, youâll catch a cold!â
ââŚI, arenât I making a peach mousse right nowâ!? So youâre basically saying that doesnât sufficeâ!? Alright, shall I eliminate the Marquis Veilâs private army right this secondâ!?â
âThey havenât even done anything yet, and youâre going to destroy them. By doing this, youâll end up on the politics of fear route again.â
âThen what should I doâ!? What should I do so she doesnât get tired of meâ!? I donât know! This is too hard to understand!â
âAah, okay, if you donât understand, then how about you fulfil Little Missâ wishes?â
âUnderstood! I therefore shall finish this mousse!â
âNoâwait, I also donât understand how to approach this situation? Eh, wait, doesnât this put me on the same level as youâŚ?â
The door of the kitchen opened by the time the wet apron was removed.
Soldiers came in. They bore the insignia of Marquis Veil on the sleeve of their uniforms.
They were the private army of Marquis Veil.
âExcuse me, Your Majesty the Emperor! But Marquis Veil has requested us to escort you!â
âEscort? But Iâm busy making mousse. I would like you to not disturb me.â
Although he said so seriously, he was responded to with a snort.
âWe receive information that the bandits who occupied the naval port are aiming for the castle. Just in case, we require the Emperor to evacuate to a safer place.â
They might be impatient due to the fact that the Northern Division had almost reclaimed the naval port. Hadith was amazed at the preventative measures they took to keep him from meeting Jill.
It might also be because Marquis Veil was losing his composure. After all, he was outperformed by a ten year old girl. Thinking so, Hadithâs lips drew an arc.
âŚeven I was amazed.
As if he could let himselfâher husbandâto stand as low as Marquis Veil.
The soldiers kept their hands on the handle of their swords, staying vigilant. They must had been ordered by Marquis Veil to not let Hadith escape. How strange.
There was no reason for the Emperor to escape.
All he had to do now was to cool the mousse. He would decorate it later.
âIt would be troublesome if all of you kick dust up onto the dessert thoughâkneel.â
He took off his bandana and ordered so. The magic that spread like ripple from under his feet shook the entire castle.
***T/N: That Day When the Rave Empire’s Dragon God was Tossed Around Like Some Kind of Playing Ball around Two Lovey Dovey Couple. That, and the day Hadith started #nodisturbingmymousse movement and neglected his entire kingdom.
\me a chapter ago: KYAAAAA JILLL IS IN BATTLE MAIDEN MODE
///me of this current chapter: KYAAAA …aaa? Hadith is dedicating to his housewife duty as usual!!!!
ââŚI, arenât I making a peach mousse right nowâ!? So youâre basically saying that doesnât sufficeâ!?
yeah, you do you, my man.
âIt would be troublesome if all of you kick dust up onto the dessert thoughâkneel.â
SO TELL ME THE REASON WHY YOU CAN’T DO THE SAME THING TO THE WHOLE NAVAL PORT THING–IT’S THE MOUSSE ISN’T IT!?
The kitchen scene is too comical ? But damn I got goosebumps when he said kneel
The note at the end never fails to make me laugh!!! Thank you very much ??
Sometimes when the chapter is low on action, I just read the TL notes~
Shusshhhh……..This is what they call as the wife patiently waiting for her( his) husband to come home from battle
GABEEE JILL GOT A LN COVER AND THE VIBE IS SO CARDCAPTOR SAKURA TEACHER X 5 GRADERS AGHLALALALALA
Ehh, wouldnât they fear him again like that? Well, they are going to get screwed so it doesnât matter I guess?
Thanks.
You know what’s i want after all this time actually the finishing touch of. Peach mousse of cake by Hadith. ..
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Thanks for the chapter