1. Damn it, I died!
âO-oi, thatâs Manai Zero.â
âThe guy who even yakuza1 are rumored to avoid? Â Damn, his eyes are scaryyy.â
âThatâs not it. Â He has yakuza backing him.â
Tch, I can hear you, you trash. Iâm just trying to get home from school, but this is what I get?
âOi! What the hell are you bastards looking at!? Aahh!?â
Stop picking a fight with every single guy you see. Â Theyâre clearly spooked.
âEeek! Iâm sorry! Iâm sorry!â
âIf you got business with Zero-san, come say it straight to his face!!â
âI donât have any! Iâm sorry!â
Stop freaking them out.  All I want to do is go home, but I keep getting entangled with pretentious bastardsâŠ
âGet your self over here!â
âEeeeeeeeeeekk!â
âStop it.â
âB-but Zero-san, these guysâŠâ
âI said stop!â
âYes! You guys got lucky.  Hurry and scram!â
âT-thank you!â
They fled in a panic. Â Stop looking at me with those frightened eyes. Â I didnât even do anything.
Everyone is the same. Selfishly following me around and bringing out my name. Â These guys just want to use me too.
Once I get home, my family will look at me like theyâre seeing a monster. Â Getting freaked just because my eyes are a little scary.
âMan, Zero-san sure is amazing! The other day, he one hit KâOed some idiot with a front kick!  Serious respect! Even yakuza will give you way on the same road! Youâre the strongest high schooler!â
âTch, that guy was just weak.â
âHaha.  Your trademark unrestrained brown hair is on point today too! Is it natural?â
I can only hear it as him telling me to maintain my hair better.
At any rate, itâs all just miserly guys who donât like me. Â All they do is pick fights, and all that spreads is my bad reputation. Â Thereâs no one who understands or loves me.
These clingy guys keep talking about garbage I donât give a damn about. Â I want to get home asap.
âRight! You wanna take a break at the park2, Zero-san? Iâll buy you a drink!â
âI want to go homeâŠâ
âJust for a little bit! Just for a little bit, please!â
âTch, only for a while.â
Thereâs a problem with me not being able to refuse, too. Â Ah, so annoying.
Donât get so noisy just âcause I decided to spend some time with you guys at the park.
Tch. So bothersome.
âHuh? Look, Zero-kun3. Thereâs a ball and a kid coming out from the parkâŠâ
âAahh? Whatâs wrong with thaâŠâ
I hear a sound. Â Itâs the sound of a truck.
Damn it!
âHey kid, stop!â
âEh?â
Damn it. Â It was too late. Â Meeting my eyes, the kid stopped right in the middle of the road. Â Damn it!
I still might be able to make it!
âDAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!â
I just barely reached the kid and somehow thrust him away. Â If I can avoid the truck like this afterwards, then Iâll be fine.
The truck was already right beside me.
Damn it, Iâm going to die.
Thud! The impact ran through my whole body.
The truck sent me flying. Â There was only supposed to be a short interval before I hit the ground, but I saw the world in slow motion.
This is that, the revolving lantern4. Â I only see guys who got scared when they saw me and guys who are crying.
So it ends like this. Â Scaring people, making them cry, and being hated.
I fell unconscious.
âDamn itâŠâ
An? I can move my hands? Thereâs no pain either. Thereâs nothing wrong with my body.
Rousing my body, I observed my surroundings.
There was a massive amount of books as far as I could see and the smell of dust. Â What the heck is this? Â When I thought I was hit by a truck, I came to a library.
No, itâs not a normal library. I donât know how long it continues, and thereâs an abnormal amount of books here.
Thump thump. Â I turned around at the sound of collapsing books.
âCough, cough.  Ueehh, maybe I shouldâve hired a janitorâŠOh? Is there a visitor?â
There was a black haired guy with pretentious looking glasses.  Is he a librarian? His pale face and aura seems to fit just that.
Our eyes meet.  He averts his eyesâŠÂ Itâs what always happens.
âUhh, ummmâŠâ
âOi, where is this place?â
âYes! This is the place where memories and records are gathered!â
What is this guy saying?  Memories? Records? So this isnât a library?
âI donât get what you mean. Â Why am I here?â
âEh? Why, you ask⊠ L-let me check on something.  No, is it ok for me to check on it?â
âTch, do what you want.â
He opened and closed books, took them out and put them away.
Whatâs with this guy? Thereâs no way things about me would be written in a book.
Or what, is he actually a doctor or something?
âAhh~ Yes! Itâs here! Manai Zero, second year in high school. While trying to save a child, you were run over by a truck and died. Is thisâŠcorrect?â
Stop looking at my face for every single thing. Â Heâs a bean sprout Glasses that pisses me off.
âItâs right, but itâs not. Â Arenât I alive? Â So, the kid is ok?â
âY-yes. The child got away with a few scrapes! Also, that isâŠÂ You have died, without a doubt.â
âLike I said, Iâm alive.â
Whatâs with this guy? Is his head strange? I feel like what Iâm saying isnât getting in his brain.
âErm, living humans canât come to this place. Â Meaning, you are unmistakably dead.â
âLiving humans canât come? Dead? In other words, youâre talking about the world of the afterlife.â
âY-yes, that sort of thing.â
Tch, so the afterlife really existed. Â I thought that since theyâre dead anyways, people would just disappear.
âŠDeath, huh.  I see, I died.
At any rate, I was hated by everyone. Â As long as the kid was safe, then thatâs good enough for me.
âI got it. Â Thatâs enough. Â I canât really believe it, but I died. Â So, what should I do from now on?â
âYou sure are fast on the uptake. Â There are lots of people who canât accept it.â
âThere was nothing good about living anyways. Â Dying by saving a kid, itâs not too bad.â
âT-thatâs notâ There are people who grieve over your death!â
There arenât.
But I couldnât voice it out loud.  It felt like an extremely sad thing, and I couldnât admit it. Though I knew it, I couldnât say it myself.
âTch, just leave it. Â I asked you what I should do from now on.â
âItâs not fine! Please look at this!â
Whatâs this? A crystal? Itâs that thing used by fortune tellers, right?
Something rose to the surface. Â What is this?
âPlease look closely.â
âO, ouâŠâ5
He was scared of me just before now, but he began speaking to me in a dignified manner. Â Did he get promoted from a glasses (megane) to someone insightful (megane)?6
Hm? Â What is this?
What I saw in the crystal wasâŠMy funeral? Why are they crying?
âYou can see, canât you? Â There are people who are saddened over your death.â
I couldnât say anything.
My several followers who I only thought wanted to use me.  My little sister who was always scared of me. Multiple people from school.
âZero-san! Why did you die, Zero-san!? Werenât you supposed to be invincible!?â
âBig brother! Big brotheeeeeeeeeeerrr!â
The hell, so I wasnât hated?
Didnât I make you carry my stuff?  Wasnât I not the type of person who you would reach out to? Werenât my eyes scary? Youâre freaking loud!7
What the hell is this?
âYou might have been feared, but you werenât hated.â
âWhatâs the use of knowing something like that now? Â Arenât I already dead? Â And arenât my parents making faces like a load has been lifted off their shoulders?â
âYes, there are people who think that way, but I wanted you to know that it wasnât just people like that.â
ââŠOu,â
Damn. Some junk got into my eyes. Â I just didnât notice it.
But Iâm already dead. Â I canât do anything.
âHey,â
âYes?â
âSomething, anything is fine. Isnât there any way I can tell those guys something?â
âIâm sorryâŠâ
âI see. Sorry for asking the impossible.â
Well of course, something so convenient wonât exist.  But, I feel like Iâve been saved a little. Even though I donât know if this is real or not, I sure am simple.
âThanks. Thatâs enough.â
âI understand. Iâm sorry for only being able to show you, but I wanted you to know.â
âOu, thanks.â
Averting my eyes from Glasses, I wiped my tears. Â He didnât notice, right?
I took a deep breath and calmed myself down. Â All thatâs left is to ask what I need to ask from Glasses.
âAnd, whatâll happen to me from now on?â
âYes, about that, I have a proposal.â
Proposal? Isnât there only the choice for going to heaven or hell? But well, Iâm in a good mood so I donât care either way.
âI think Iâll make you reincarnate.â
âReincarnate?â
What is reincarnation? Does it mean I can revive?
âUnfortunately, Iâm unable to return you to your former world, but Iâm able to reincarnate you to another world.â
âIs that right? Â I donât really get it. Â What do you mean?â
âUmm⊠It means you can lead a second life.â
âSecond life? Is it that when everyone dies, they get to revive in a different place?â
He smiled and shook his head. What are you laughing at?
âTruthfully, thereâs a strict inspection to go through. Â In regards to you, Iâll use my authority to give you permission.â
Authority and such, what kind of self-important things are you spouting, Glasses? Â Or were you some Big-shot Glasses? Â No, he has an underlingâs face. Â Thereâs no mistake.
âNow then, without further ado Iâll reincarnate you.â
âOi, what about my replyâŠâ
âIâm not listening! Iâll have you reincarnate!â
âAinât this coercion!?â
He ignored me and opened the documents? Papers? Files? and rolled something that looked like dice.
Well, he should give an explanation at least.  Moreover, a second life, huh?  âŠThis time I need to put in more effort to do better.
âAlright! Iâve decided!â
âOu, where am I going?  America? France? Or will I go from Tokyo to Hokkaido or something?â
âNo, no, itâs another world steeped in spirits and magic.â
âHah?â
âReincarnators get one skill.  The skill Iâll give you, who wanted to be loved, is this! [The Man Loved by Spirits]â
âNo, wait a moment.â
âNow then, off you go!!â
âDidnât I say to wait!?â
My body was engulfed in unpleasant feelings. Â The ground tugged at my body.
A hole? Is this a hole!? A hole at my feet!? Iâm falling, Iâm falling, Iâm falling!
âThatâs not enough of an explanatioooooooooooooooooonnn! And who the hell are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!â
Mustering my strength, I raised a question while I was falling.
Uoooooooooooohhh! Iâm seriously falling!
âMy apologies. Â I havenât introduced myself yet, have I? Â More or less, Iâm the Chief Executive of the After World. Â Saying it so you can understand it easily, Iâm what youâd call God. Â Now try your best!â
Hah?  God? So you werenât some underling, Glasses?ă
While thinking such things, just like how my body was falling, my consciousness also fell.
T/N: This is more or less a carbon copy of Arashi-chanâs translation. I made a few changes to fit the overall style my website, but the words are practically hers. Iâll try to match my translation style to this a bit, but you guys will definitely notice changes in style next chapter. Still, I hope can enjoy it none the less.
-Gandire Alea
- Japanese mafia, basically.
- This could also be the follower guy suggesting to take a smoking break? But Zero doesnât seem to smoke, so I opted for wording it as taking a short rest.
- Not sure why he calls Zero with a â-kunâ here. â-Kunâ is a suffix that can indicate closeness to the person (usually male) youâre attaching the name to, used by friends and such. Usually his followers attach a â-sanâ to his name, which is a suffix that shows you have respect for that person.
- When your life flashes before your eyes near death, I think?
- Think of it as a confirmative grunt(?). Zero uses this and idk how to translate it, so will keep this as is.
- A pun(?) lost in translation. They were both spelled in katakana so idk for sure T-T
- Had trouble with these sentences. Theyâre too vague⊠If anyone wants to take a crack at it: è·ç©ăæăŁăŠăăăïŒăèȘćăăæăćșăăăăȘäșșăăăȘăăŁăïŒăçźăæăïŒăăăăă
MC gives me a Yu Yu hakasho vibe
Pretty good. Prefer Oni-chan over big Brother but that’s personal taste.